Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you're so skilled, what are you doing stuck here?
- Got any extra cord? - No, we don't have any extra cord.
Look, I promise you, we'll take care of this.
- Where are those Band-Aids? - Upstairs.
You know, you're never gettin' out of here.
Oh, yeah, sure, right. Lloyd's no hero. Thanks a lot!
[Sirens Wailing In Distance]
- [Sniffing] - I swear to God, if he doesn't call...
Don't encourage her, Mary. No one wants to listen to her misery.
- You gotta problem with that? - Nope.
We have bungee cords. They might work.
Is Siskel still here?
- Is this part of the therapy? - [Doorbell Rings]
- And here's a beautiful looking... - It's so cold out tonight.
[Caroline] That was quite an outburst. I should tie you up more often.
No, you took out a loan. It was your decision.
Well, what do you want us to do? Turn him in?
- I didn't say that. - What is this? A men's club?
- Just calm down, all right? - You think you can take me?
- You have no idea the nightmare I've been through! - He left an hour ago.
♪ Don't got no will ♪
Men who don't have the guts to survive in the real world.
what did you expect me to do, change the menu?
Well, it seems that this therapy is working.
Christ.
complex web... [Clears Throat]
- Gus, I'm going with you. I'll give you a cut. - What?
- How do you know she's not gonna turn us in? - She wouldn't.
- Well, I'll take it. - No, no. I'll go, I'll go.
We're gonna be in a boat in a couple of hours. We'll be out of here.
Listen. If the police have a curfew, they might do house-to-house searches.
- Uh, Gussie? - What?
I gotta think. Aw, fuck.
- [Lloyd] Were you guys here last year? - Yeah, there was a rum cake.
I told you to act like a drunk vagrant imbecile.
[Policeman] Have a merry Christmas.
Would someone like to go first?
♪ Can't we get our lives together ♪
Haha Haha
Oh. This is forJesse.
Jesus. [Sniffs]
- [Sniffs] Did you have an accident? - [Sniffing]
Why don't you have oral sex too. I'll go wait in the car!
- Chasser. - That's Chasseur. It's 18th-century French Huguenot.
- What? - We'll let professionals handle this.
- Okay, I stole one. Is that better? - Listen, smart-mouth...
- [Gasps] - Kids, go into the den.
I thought moms were supposed to be nice...
Yes, Dr. Wong, why don't you tell us all about your treatment.
Excuse me, but I am not one of your patients.
seven-day-old lutefisk and lamb gookins.
and a 2 4-hour erection? No, I don't! So just excuse the shit out of me!
I bet you thought Margaret forgot you on her fruitcake list.
Maybe you could go tell her what you think. You know, give her a hand.
[Chuckles]
Well... [Clears Throat]
- Caroline, get a grip. - Or what? What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
- It's not a conversation for adults either. - When Lloyd's father died.
- You took out a loan from Satan Mom. - She blames my mother...
I'll just go by myself then.
Now, you listen to me! I don't want any plastics and I don't want any ground foors.
Give me that.
is when some kid is playing a practical joke...
- Probably a wrong number. - Crank call.
This... this...
- Jesse. Okay, bye-bye. - I'm still waiting for our chess rematch.
No, it's a good idea. There's the mudroom, the trap door in the mudroom.
and enterprising young businessman.
No guns, no yelling! See?
Ohh!
Go.
[Cat Yowls]
- What did she say? - She said, cocksu...
- There's no one in the store to help me. Can't you make some? - Make some? Are you nuts?
- And I had to have surgery. - Plastic surgery.
- Oh, Gary loves Nat King Cole. - [Caroline] Gee, you know each other so well.
- Hello? - Where's Gus?
'Cause I'm gonna keep walkin'. Can you get to that phone before I get to you?
Facebook is the fifth ring of hell
- [Caroline] She bribed Lloyd to move back... - I'll be there to open presents.
Photography courses, existential philosophy courses, Scandinavian cooking classes...
And here's one for Bill. And for Karen.
or open restaurants when we get bored playing tennis.
My wife thinks it's because...
she gave it to the poor people of the village.
You know something?
We're in servitude to his mother for a loan she's charging us 18% interest on.
- Listen... - Calm down, okay? Just calm down.
[Humming]
[Laughing] You're to be out of here the day after Christmas.
You both borrowed money to open that ridiculous restaurant...
Nobody likes you. What are you talking about, friend?
- Oh, Jesse. We screwed up, not you. Oh! - [Doorbell Rings]
The simple truth is...
Maybe some of us are not in the mood?
I found that so attractive.
which I told you both would never work.
Maybe I was afraid.
- Desperate about what? - Let's see.
[Quietly] You know, with all her money, what does she think? She's gonna take it with her?
And ifhe happens to know where the town's babyJesus is...
The only time we get calls from you people...
- Somebody who makes sense, I listen to.! Yes, there was. - There was no stop sign.