Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Life keeps me waiting ♪
Capital L, small I, small A, small R, Period
Murray. How are ya, pal?
- We'll be back soon. - What about Siskel?
If they're not, I'll blackmail him. See ya, Gus.
- Can you hang on just one second please? - Oh, you happen to know.!
Yes, but we have people coming for dinner.
- May I see some identifiication, please? - Certainly, sir.
Anyone get a good look at you?
- Hello? - Caroline?
And when we get back, you're gonna crawl into it, okay?
- All right, go, go, go. We'll stall the cops. - [George Groaning]
You don't know what you want. You blame everybody else for it.
Do you hate each other?
- [Gunshot] - [Caroline Screams]
What do you do except take up fuckin' space?
[Sighs]
Well, you made it sound like it was yours. 'I run an antique store.
- Or the trunk of the Beamer. The trunk of the Beamer's a good place. - No, no.
my husband had just died. I was all alone.
[Doorbell Rings]
♪ I'm weary ♪
I'm happy to give my children everything.
Expecting company?
- This man has been terrorizing the entire county. - Look.
Matt, why don’t you eat me.
You were so afraid of being wrong, you never made a choice.
between two people, it's sometimes a good idea to, uh...
Oh, come on. It can't be that bad.
You're a criminal. What purpose could you serve?
and it didn't work out, what did you do?
- All right. No. - No. Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, yeah. I heard you!
- Okay, please hurry. - Okay, bye.
- I think it's cool, Aunt Caroline. - Thank you.
- [Phil] Who was it? - I don't know. Hung up.
Medium! Favorite Christmas movie evah
It was Lloyd's head on a plate of spinach...
- Could you be more careful with them? - I'm sorry.
and we can open the presents whenever we want!
Chessboard, chessboard.
- How many more after this? - Sixteen.
Slipper socks! Oh, I have wanted these for so long.
Un-fuckin'-believable.
but I have had enough!
- It was the Restaurant Guidebook of New York. - Oh, God.
Well, maybe what you should do is go and, um...
I know. Some guy robbin' people on Christmas Eve?
Why don't you go on Oprah and get it over with? Christ!
Aye aye aye aye aye aye! [Making Noises]
[Snorts, Sighs]
- Dinner's canceled. - We can't cancel dinner. I mean, they're on the road.
and he said he'll give $ 100,000 to anyone who captures this guy.
Coffee?
- Push rewind. - Uh... is this it?
Shut up! It’s Christmas.
What?
I’m Santa Claus!
[Lloyd] Does it involveJesse?
over the fiireplace?
- A Bohemian Christmas! I'm up for that! - What the hell...
Now, tell me about this doctor guy.
Don't talk to me. Shut up.
You take Main Street and you turn left on Domino Square.
- If you don't mind, the corpse still has the foor. - [Poker Hits Floor]
I'll get him. Back in a minute.
clear the road and slowly introduce exit signs.
Right! And the loan was same situation...
I think we can get out of these. Oh, move your body!
- Merry Christmas, Lloyd! - Phil, Steve, merry Christmas.
Keep it moving. Keep moving.
♪ Can't we get our lives together ♪
- Wow. - Oh, honey.
♪ It's time for us to close this circle ♪
No, no, no. Thank you so much, Gus. Finally somebody else sees.
You both think you have some right to life working out the way you want...
Eddie, get your men in here! Hit it!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, slow down.
They have no experience. Nothing ever happens in this town.
- How long? - Hour, hour and a half.
♪ Ashes to ashes ♪
things don't go your fuckin' way.
Hey, hey, kid. Kid, that's enough.
[Ringing Continues]
I Fucking Hate Him
You know, I think things are gonna be different with Dad.
Wanna play ball?
Look, you're making a mistake. I could help you out, you know.
You forget, buddy. I have been married to him for 15 years.
Me Older Jewish Woman
Good doggy. Good thickheaded doggy.
[Barking Continues]
♪ Dreams ♪
At least I'd be alive. Be better than living with a corpse.
Pigs.
- We have gifts in the car in back. - Shut up!
In the ninth grade, we told him he could get a part-time job.
Jesse, quick, take Gus to the path through the woods.
Our son's walking in here any minute. Why don't you worry about that?
My marriage was arranged, in fact.
- ♪ [Humming] - [Doorbell Rings]