Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Spawned in the hell-fires of Motown.

Well, this is Rice without Montana.

So tonight, the crowd cheers on their beloved Van Waldenbergs.

A historic event here in Montreal.

Jimmy, get off your hands.

I mean, I need your help. What do you say?

May 2022 Be a most triumphant year

What happened? What's the word?

Scott, I seem to have wet my pants.

You know I have a restraining order against you.

And if you think I'm going anywhere, you're wrong. You know why?

while their sister, Katie, cheered from the sidelines.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Oh, God, they feel so good.

No one knows what it beans, But it’s provocative. It gets the people going.

Into our head? Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark,

What you guys were talking about?

You're right on time. Come in.

You do not get shotgun every time.

Soon, Jimmy was sweeping the gold

and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie

♪ Don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I miss you Caleb ♪

See, after all these years, I know what went wrong.

Jimmy, it'll all work out.

We're freestyling. You're the steak, I'm the sizzle.

- Coach! - Shut up!

Yes, I do. I do. I can't go through with this.

We can do this.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I've won a lot of radio contests, because I refused to get off the line!

Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

Side-by-side skate clashes.

And so while his scores are being tabulated,

Carl Jone is Friday Team

Hey. Nancy Kerrigan.

Roger, come on man

Now he's up there laughing at them.

I mean, who are you gonna trust, a little girl or Jimmy MacElroy?

Cool. Way to go, guys. Gold medal.

and Gary said, "I've got a third ball."

♪ I'm gonna get you, get you drunk Get you drunk off my lady hump ♪

Squat thrusts are hard.

Hey, traffic cop. Get this straight. I don't have a coach. I don't need one.

settle down and pop out a few little Chazzlings.

I wouldn't have to save your ass with my landing.

I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear.

I sympathise with you, Hector. I really do, but there's nothing I can do.

START UP NEAR THE CROTCH, THAT’S A BETTER ACCESS POINT

World Wintersport Games. And yes, I am Chazz Michael Michaels.

Have you seen Jimmy? I can't find him anywhere.

Terrence Shannon is a freight train from hell, okay?

But this ought to do it.

It's a Posturepedic.

What is it? Boom.

We want you to turn your attention to Chazz now.

Anze Kopitar is Ice Hockey Boom!

But it's not the ice. It's what the ice lets you do.

is sometimes the most sensible solution.

Welcome to my little production.

Just stuff, you know.

Hey, it's Jimmy. If you can dream it, you can do it.

Now there's the arm.

What an unbelievably disastrous beginning to this routine!

Or a performance of Cirque du So-lame?

Used improperly, you can break every bone in your body.

I mean, really, what's so great about skating, anyway?

'cause I just got back from the gym doing my squat thrusts.

Buying’s for free. Selling’s gonna cost you something.

- It was her idea. She broke his ankle! - What?

That's Michelle Kwan, most decorated figure skater in US history?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

If you weren't so goddamn beautiul out there...

Because now I've got a brother.

I seem to have wet my pants

and was named one of Barbara Walters' most fascinating persons of 1994.

Some people refer to me as the Illustrated Man

It's raining men in the men's singles. Men wearing gold, that is.

- Sorry, I already called it in my head. - You can't do that. That doesn't count.

No Katie don’t go We love you and stuff

"doing my squat thrusts."

United Ireland is a freight train For hell. Okay?

Syphilis, gonorrhoea, et cetera. Should we...

- I know! - We didn't even get to second base.

Looking is for free Touching is going to cost you something

But my brother and sister don't like anyone to steal their focus.

I’m a clear tv subscriber. It’s a cross I have to bear.

and to revel in the glory that is sport.

My God. This is happening all over again.

What are you doing here?

Florida Panthers Throw me some syrup

and the spirit of honest competition.

Come On, Jimmy. Nail It!

"The Iron Lotus."

What? For me? Why?

- Maybe I am. - I'm the rug master.

Now there's your front page headline.

- She just got out of the shower. - Oh, me likey.

Hey, Michaels, let's go. Lace up. The fog machines are primed.

once at the top of the skating world,

What about the amazing Michaels and MacElroy?

- Oh, I don't wanna die. - You'll be okay.

It's basically just gliding, trying not to fall,

What we got is a cold storage unit that a buddy of mine let me flood with a garden hose

I don't know what I can say,

Oh, my gosh. Can you...

Come on now. Let's get out of here.

Oh, and I'm a sex addict.

I didn't have a tenth birthday.

Was the fire really necessary? - Ask the

please gather your coach, family, and friends

And now the moment this crowd has been waiting for.

No one knows what it means but it's provocative

Out there, I feel like I can do anything.

And I ain't going nowhere.

And yes, no need to ask, I'll consider you for a position.

But after that performance, he's starting to reek of gold.

Okay, say, "Sounds to me like your cream needs to be whipped",

You nailed it shut. Every move exactly like I showed you.

Katie is not a whore!

See, your days of stealing the spotlight are over.

this disgraceful on the world stage.