Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That blonde chicks a dude? Aw man

Who is that girl?

I don't get it.

You guys are the best. Hey, Jimmy?

When I was nine, my dad insisted on having me circumcised

You're the guys everybody's talking about. How does it feel?

Now, I think it would be best for all of us if we didn't drag this out. Clean break.

I am stunned silent, absolutely silent, Jim.

Look, I almost gave up on you.

And they join Team USA's other gold medallists,

- Look, I'm like lightning. - Put your skates back on.

"I Totally Wanna Cut Off Your Skin And Wear It To My Birthday. It's Coming Up

Yo. Hi. It's the Mac attack. What up?

Well, they title this routine “fire and ice”.

You figured out how to work the Google on the Internet machine.

Jimmy MacElroy stands alone at centre ice.

Ending the programme showing his flexibility.

Yeah. That's great.

when a children's ice show was interrupted by a street fight

Till I get it right. You gotta trust me, Jesse.

That's what they want from Chazz Michael Michaels.

You know how hard it is to find a partner?

We have to do something that only two men can do together.

fall in love with me.

I don't think that's stupid. I'm glad that I said that.

that working with hides and pelts releases the soul.

Welcome. Welcome.

this child prodigy was forged into an über skater.

let's take a look at this exceptional young skater.

They only make 11 of them a year.

What about you? You got any tats?

Ladies and gentlemen, Grublets on Ice will be cancelled until further notice.

Me and Markelboy are a freight train from hell OK!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

in a bizarre turn of events,

Hey, it's Caleb. If you can dream it, you can do it.

That was disgusting.

Gross. Get me out of here! Somebody help me!

but I would like to hold them down and skate over their throats.

Wow, so, you're a sex addict, too.

Look, I knew I had it. I just felt like it needed a little...

While driving me to skating practice, my parents were in a fatal accident.

Sorry, Chazz. Nothing personal.

Look, Coach, I know I said I wanted to skate pairs, but two men?

Feeling? We're feeling now? What are you teaching this boy?

You figured out how to work the Google on the Internet machine.

- Nothing breaks up a team faster than... - Herpes.

It doesn't mean as much as winning America's hearts.

And just watch over him. All right?

The Quad God is figure skating

We love you, Jimmy.

Especially not the precious and pampered Richie Rich.

The finest skaters from all over the country have trained tirelessly,

And Spandex and glitter. Egos.

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And those good vibrations seem

All of these are weapons in the pairs skaters' arsenal.

Coach! Coach! Did I make it in time? Where's Chazz?

That might require some bad behaviour.

God bless you Jimmy, God bless your heart

You didn't see shit!

I swear to god if you make me cry

Banned for life. That's a long time.

and spectacle of these, the 20th World Wintersport Games.

Step aside, home school. There's a new sheriff in town.

I am so proud of you.

I was on Quaaludes. I don't even remember Oslo.

Let's get started, shall we?

I'm actually looking for a female skater to compete with me at Nationals.

having sex. A lot.

Pdx Timbies are a freight train from hell, okay?

Van Waldenberg Companies.

Did you see that? They were actually pretty good.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, MacElroy. Was that your routine?

I don't even know who you are any more.

I could not love a human baby as much as I loved that bahn mi yesterday

When someone asks what program management means

Chazz, they got to get you to a hospital. Come on.

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Out of his clothes in a hurry when he has to.

Don't even think about putting us in the same league.

Scott, I seem to have wet my pants

- Good luck. - You, too.

Another former first round pick, walking through the halls of Snake Park FC

- I have to call her back. This is so rude. - No! Are you insane?

It doesn't really matter, it's waltz position.

If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin.

is sharing it with your fellow countryman.

Chazz, I have asked you to leave before and I don't wanna do it again.

We love you, Denver!

Otto and Ella Van Waldenberg,