Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sasha Cohen catches Michaels' jock strap.

I started working with that Ukrainian skater,

I like your buttons.

That's a month away.

I gotta... Yeah, shower. I need one of those

You getting a lot of satisfaction from those $15 hookers?

That's The Reality

You look great Nelly. You look amazing. Your hair totally rocks.

And there's another unique Michaels skill.

Postpuppypartum

Well, I'll tell you something, Jim.

I'm not gonna spend the rest of my life in a cage of fear.

If you call a 16 year old kid with a 21 year old girlfriend troubled!

DON’T LET HER FOOL YOU, SHE’S AS COLD AS THE ICE SHE SKATES ON

Chazz Michael Michaels is figure skating Boom!

Jimmy! Don't let your legs buckle!

How is this possible?

The world wondered, had Stranz and Fairchild gone into a layback spin

Okay, all right, I'm sorry. I'll cut to the chase.

What are you doing?

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative

Seems about right.

This cowboy is cracking his whip on the haunch of this crowd, and they love it!

"Pour some sweet cream on it."

He wants to make love to the crowd.

So I knew she was limber.

They're picking up speed for something spectacular.

I just put those into order.

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so called experts talking about 'the future of work' NO MORE BULLSHIT. REAL DATA!

So, the favourites, Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg

Frank Anderson is short track speed skating

And like many revolutionary ideas,

- Yes. - No. No.

“And I don’t wanna miss a DANG!!

Well, maybe I did.

And if you're at all interested in self-preservation,

Impure! Impure!

Now let's join Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg

crotch luggage?

That blonde chick's a dude? Ah, man.

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Come on! Come on!

Some people refer to me as the Illustrated Man.

Let's just move on. Who'd like to talk about Chlamydia?

GOTTA DO MY SQUAT THRUSTS

And Spaetzle's aflame!

- She didn't? - No.

I was on quaaludes, I don’t even remember Oslo

and a Kristi Yamaguchi Lifetime Achievement Award.

So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.

No one knows when Andrews birthday is But it’s provocative. It’s gets the people going!

And that's why I was a sex addict.

MacElroy's heart is like a beautiful apple that's in your hand

Everything they do is drenched in drama.

people will forget all the hype

Hey, where you going?

But after that performance, he's starting to reek of gold.

You crushed my dreams.

became banned from competition for life.

But I've been your son for 26 years.

Jimmy MacElroy and Chazz Michael Michaels,

And I don’t wanna miss a DANG!!

when someone asks what program management is

I am never satisfied! (Aka happy) It’s a curse.

Before a big competition, I like to work with leather.

We got two days till Montreal. I wanna see an Iron Lotus.

This has to be a proud moment for Michaels and MacElroy.

combining to be the first male-male pair team in the history of the sport.

Because I will not back down, ever!

- Get away! - Jimmy! No!

But all those stories have been eclipsed now

- They wanted me to spy on you. - Really?

there are very few women in the history of this sport... that skate with this kind of beauty

Come on Matt do go we love you and stuff

Who's talking about love? We just want you to have sex with him.

The eyes of a small child, seeing that wonder as they...

Okay, but start up near the crotch. That's a better access point.

You are going to eat together, sleep together.

Fans remember Michaels and MacElroy as gold medallists who,

It's called improvisation. Even your precious Kenny G does it.

Me and Mark are a freight train from hell, ok

Jimmy, come on. The scores are up.

Chapter Three... Eight Little Sailor Boys Chopping Wood One Chopped Himself In Halves And Then There Were Seven...

Well, but she's wrong.

Nice. Really nice.

I had my face painted at the Blueberry Festival one year

This ice has not been properly Zambonied.

Its not gonna matter 'cause you're flat in front like Seth

Remember how they used to be alive?

as the first male-male representatives this sport has ever seen.

Unreal. An instant classic.

So Jimmy and Chazz together and no fighting, huh?

Wow! Flawless, as always.

just scared the shit out of the establishment

I take pride in the words, "Ich bin ein Berliner!"

I'm here to sign up the pairs team of Michaels and MacElroy.

but I pray you can all forgive me.

Yeah, unfortunately, but it's fantastic that you're here.

Until her friend, a massage therapist, walked in the door naked.

Oh, no! It's the evil wizard!

It's good to see you.

Thank you, Hector. He did it for us.

Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!

She couldn't, because of you.

No. Dreams are in your sleep.

You… …and I’m gone

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Perfection's what they need if they want to beat Stranz and Fairchild.

Wow! Nice work. Somebody got busy in a big way.

- Yes! Yes! - Oh, my gosh!

Now listen up. Gary's been a long-time friend.

the side by side jump, the throw jump.

- What's that, Mother? - Don't.

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