Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

crotch luggage?

No one knows when Andrews birthday is But it’s provocative. It’s gets the people going!

"Pour some sweet cream on it."

If you call a 16 year old kid with a 21 year old girlfriend troubled!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You crushed my dreams.

So I knew she was limber.

- Yes. - No. No.

Jimmy! Don't let your legs buckle!

“And I don’t wanna miss a DANG!!

This ice has not been properly Zambonied.

And Spaetzle's aflame!

It's good to see you.

Nice. Really nice.

Oh, no! It's the evil wizard!

I like your buttons.

But all those stories have been eclipsed now

and a Kristi Yamaguchi Lifetime Achievement Award.

Well, I'll tell you something, Jim.

I'm not gonna spend the rest of my life in a cage of fear.

Chapter Three... Eight Little Sailor Boys Chopping Wood One Chopped Himself In Halves And Then There Were Seven...

- They wanted me to spy on you. - Really?

We got two days till Montreal. I wanna see an Iron Lotus.

Who's talking about love? We just want you to have sex with him.

Frank Anderson is short track speed skating

Me and Mark are a freight train from hell, ok

And there's another unique Michaels skill.

And that's why I was a sex addict.

But after that performance, he's starting to reek of gold.

there are very few women in the history of this sport... that skate with this kind of beauty

Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!

Well, but she's wrong.

- She didn't? - No.

Wow! Flawless, as always.

This has to be a proud moment for Michaels and MacElroy.

Some people refer to me as the Illustrated Man.

Let's just move on. Who'd like to talk about Chlamydia?

What are you doing?

But I've been your son for 26 years.

as the first male-male representatives this sport has ever seen.

So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.

He wants to make love to the crowd.

the side by side jump, the throw jump.

I am never satisfied! (Aka happy) It’s a curse.

DON’T LET HER FOOL YOU, SHE’S AS COLD AS THE ICE SHE SKATES ON

Well, maybe I did.

Perfection's what they need if they want to beat Stranz and Fairchild.

And like many revolutionary ideas,

became banned from competition for life.

The eyes of a small child, seeing that wonder as they...

MacElroy's heart is like a beautiful apple that's in your hand

Seems about right.

Jimmy, come on. The scores are up.

So, the favourites, Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg

Wow! Nice work. Somebody got busy in a big way.

It's called improvisation. Even your precious Kenny G does it.

And if you're at all interested in self-preservation,

I take pride in the words, "Ich bin ein Berliner!"

No. Dreams are in your sleep.

when someone asks what program management is

Before a big competition, I like to work with leather.

Come on Matt do go we love you and stuff

That's The Reality

Hey, where you going?

This cowboy is cracking his whip on the haunch of this crowd, and they love it!

Jimmy MacElroy and Chazz Michael Michaels,

Postpuppypartum

Okay, but start up near the crotch. That's a better access point.

Come on! Come on!

Impure! Impure!

I gotta... Yeah, shower. I need one of those

Its not gonna matter 'cause you're flat in front like Seth

but I pray you can all forgive me.

I started working with that Ukrainian skater,

That blonde chick's a dude? Ah, man.

Step aside, Lukey Boy. There's a new Supportman in town.

Now let's join Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg

- What's that, Mother? - Don't.

Chazz Michael Michaels is figure skating Boom!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Remember how they used to be alive?

Yeah, unfortunately, but it's fantastic that you're here.

- Yes! Yes! - Oh, my gosh!

just scared the shit out of the establishment

Sasha Cohen catches Michaels' jock strap.

The world wondered, had Stranz and Fairchild gone into a layback spin

You are going to eat together, sleep together.

They're picking up speed for something spectacular.

Fans remember Michaels and MacElroy as gold medallists who,

people will forget all the hype

Okay, all right, I'm sorry. I'll cut to the chase.

I had my face painted at the Blueberry Festival one year

combining to be the first male-male pair team in the history of the sport.

You… …and I’m gone

so called experts talking about 'the future of work' NO MORE BULLSHIT. REAL DATA!

Thank you, Hector. He did it for us.

And so, now we are honoured to bring you the wonder, pageantry,

Now listen up. Gary's been a long-time friend.

GOTTA DO MY SQUAT THRUSTS

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative

So Jimmy and Chazz together and no fighting, huh?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

And I don’t wanna miss a DANG!!

Until her friend, a massage therapist, walked in the door naked.

Everything they do is drenched in drama.

She couldn't, because of you.

That's a month away.

You look great Nelly. You look amazing. Your hair totally rocks.

You getting a lot of satisfaction from those $15 hookers?

Because I will not back down, ever!

Unreal. An instant classic.

I just put those into order.

I was on quaaludes, I don’t even remember Oslo

I'm here to sign up the pairs team of Michaels and MacElroy.

How is this possible?

- Get away! - Jimmy! No!