Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
These guys put the "bone" in Zamboni.
it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle.
Hello, ladies. Typical of Michaels, it's not enough just to win.
Hello, and welcome to day three of the Orbitz World Wintersport Games.
Damn it.
I'm nothing but a human Onion
Twin dongs?
Bo Nix Is not gay !!
Looking's for free. Touching's gonna cost you something.
A move the likes of which the world had never seen before.
The best Chinese and Russian pairs have fallen away,
Too much Hulu and warm milk for Donnie Another original thought from SCROTUS
Michaels and MacElroy turn up the thermostat.
- Fine, I'll do it. - Yes.
- That's a good idea. - Much better.
♪ Tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la A grublet sings along ♪
- Where're you going? - Sex addicts meeting.
For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows.
How many times do you have to make the same mistake?
You sex demon! You, you sex fiend!
What? I guess so. Why?
Practice starts now. End of discussion.
I mean, sign-up is in two days.
But I'm a skater. There's nothing to move on to,
Yes.
It's dark for everyone, moron.
All right? So come on, let's go.
- Then bring it on! - It is on!
I hate you.
That's why those seats are so valuable.
- Hey, Stranz. - Hi.
Out on my dance floor you won't know
- Yeah, we had snow cones... - Oh, that's so great.
That's why they call me the Lone Wolf, on my back there.
I ain't making no promises.
The Quad god is figure skating
All right.
It’s not just a brush It’s a Verticolli
Bring it on! Let it rain down on me.
Oh, yeah, of course. Why not?
and down goes Chazz Michael Michaels.
I would fire you, if you weren't so goddamn beautiful out there.
Surfing a tsunami of swagger right now.
Daddy! He's crushing me.
Will it be Chazz Michael Michaels?
Chris Aviles Is DELTA
Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles.
Football. Give it up Tony! It’s like a cruel bitch mother
Do you have a bathrobe or a parka you could...
His ultimate find came in the form of skating wunderkind, Jimmy.
I've never fallen once in competition.
You didn't see shit!!
No, I'm not spying for you again.
it gets the people GOING!
me trying to convince my kids they need a shower
Okay, let's get started.
When I was a kid, a little.
Eat that, MacElroy.
or they create great music together
popping and locking their way to the championship in Montreal.
With a big bottle of canola oil
NUSS BUS IS A FREIGHT TRAIN FROM HELL
and further hurt your progress
- Sorry. - Maybe it's Nike.
You are evil. Pure evil!
Jimmy, it's me, Chazz.
If you're here to thank me for firing Chazz Michaels, it was my pleasure.
Coach, he'll be here.
If you call being a nine-year-old kid with a 35-year-old girlfriend troubled.
What's so funny, Cool Whip?
Okay. I'll go over here. Sandwich.
Grant me the serenity not to have sex with my friends sister
Yeah. Me, too.
as the skating community continued to voice its outrage.
This is my brother!
No, please!
That's you, the wolf that runs with the Lone Wolf.
You smell like a winner!!
That was uncalled for. I overreacted
Fairchild's legs and Stranz's ass.
Not just a brush but a Verticoli.
to the World Wintersport Games in Montreal.
Oh, that sucks.
Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch
between two former champions.
See ya!
Stranz!
I'm okay!
Shut up, Michaels.
- Did we win? - I don't know.
Is Little Lord MacElroy gonna come and meet you down here?
And he nails it!
You Drunk? No. But this ought to do it
He's got a heart of gold.
and they'll focus on the purity of the sport
The physics were off.
you take off your shoes before you set foot on the Berber.
Jimmy's my friend. I'm not gonna do this.
Cogent It's my cross to bear
A couple of freaks
I will. Boom.
I'll tell you what is. Oksana.
Do you know what you can do for a burn?
Did you just say mind bottling? Yeah, mind bottling.
. .
That's the reality