Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I could not love a human baby as much as I love this brush.

No, I can't, I...

Two men skating together? That's a riot. That's a laugh riot.

Troubled childhood?

That's how much you mean to me, bro.

They got by on 97 percent adrenaline and three percent bullshit.

as they wind up their routine,

I can't hear you, Papa. What are you... You're crying?

Jimmy's here at the arena, you ass.

It's daytime, you douche.

You smell like aftershave and taco meat.

I am never satisfied! (Aka happy) It’s a curse.

- Are you nuts? - What? That's crazy.

No. And miss the smell of sweet gold?

Thank you so much.

Rewind it. I wanna see his head bang down again.

They've literally taken this sport by storm.

Mind bottling, isn't it?

Dave, they’d fire you…

You can use all the Mane 'n Tail but....

That's because I'm not finished.

That was a close one..

Twenty seconds to disqualification.

You're gonna kill him! Watch the blade!

We got you, Mr Michaels. Let's go.

- Was the fire really necessary? - Ask them.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

A six-pack of protein shakes and a subscription to Men's Health.

- You gotta start skating again, Jimmy. - What?

God grant me the serenity not to have sex with my friend's girlfriend

You smell like a winner! You want to smell like...

God bless you, Jimmy. God bless your heart.

and they force me to work for them like a slave.

It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out on the ice.

No one does, but it’s provocative.

You know, we're just so grateful for this wonderful opportunity

And most of all, your sister.

No Katie don’t go Love you and stuff

I'm coming, Chazz.

I just wanna say keep dreaming

you may do so at this time.

Chazz, release to Jimmy. Easy, see? Release...

with kids of all ages fashion drafting right behind their idol.

Jared Goff is a freight train from hell! The lions are going straigh up the ass of the competion!

- I can't do it. - I'll coach you. Get on the phone.

Oh, yeah? Well...

And boy, look at them! They are really having fun with this.

"Chazz Michael Michaels is figure skating."

And he likes dreams and whispers

because dreams never weigh you down.

But I don't care!

by becoming a star in Detroit's underground sewer skating scene.

I mean, we have the best fans in the world.

and let's just say, he's a complex man.

I bet you'd like to know.

You know, I'm not a violent person,

♪ My hump, my hump My lovely lady hump ♪

You're in Chazz's world now.

Oh, no! It's the evil wizard!

You’re high…

Ill tell you who said it Osama

I wanna wear a good medal Naked

Yeah, listen, it's great to see you, Hector, but I'm really busy right now.

I totally wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday. It's coming up.

"doing my squat thrusts"

Okay. Well, I'll see you.

Leeann Blahitka is BAC

Perfectly balanced, low drag, minimal torque.

You're welcome, Stockholm.

The only skater to win four national championships and an adult film award,

when their parents died tragically in a car crash.

Ali without Frazier. Han Solo without Chewbacca.

- You drunk? - No.

The horny mobile is here to fuck the competition

If they'd published the rest of the quote...

while his trademark Jimmy curl was sweeping the nation,

Good. We're in agreement then.

Either the locked-in technical style of MacElroy

Just two pairs remain. Both American. Both hell-bent on reaching the top.

Decided on our own to do a little flourish off the triple, did we?

Come on, Katie, don't go. We love you and stuff.

Yeah, sure. Are you crying?

It's MacElroy, for her.

She's like dry ice. Wait. She's colder than that.

- What does that even mean? - Shut up and take off your damn shoes.