Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Happy birthday we love you and stuff

Get your head on.

Another great walking through the halls of the Grublets.

- Just scoot over, man. - Don't.

Elegant with machine-like technical precision.

If they wanna take home the gold, they gotta do something spectacular.

- Oh, God, what a relief. - Yeah.

...and banned from men's figure skating for the remainder of your lives!

And those scores keep Stranz and Fairchild in first place,

- I feel as slimy as if I had. - Where do you think you're going?

With his father's state of the art,

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That ice doesn't belong here.

Hey, I didn't sleep with Katie!

You were incredible.

by billionaire champion-maker, Darren MacElroy.

When someone asks me, what program management is

I have no idea where I came up with it

Girls who take it way too far commenting on their friends pictures

Hell, I know more than you know you know.

"compete in any Federation-sanctioned tournament

Yes. Thank you, Taylor.

- He would never say such a... - Yes, I did.

I’m a sex addict It’s my cross to bear

No one knows, what it means, but it's provocative. # WillFerrel, #BladesofGlory, #JayZ, #inParis

No one has, but it’s provocative.

of Michaels and MacElroy.

But I remember Boston,

I had a chance to sit down with Michaels

Darren had turned his attention

Figure skating. Give it up, Jimmy. It's like a cruel bitch mother.

Because no one ever loved me.

Don't make me kill her.

What a great effort!

She's like dry ice. Wait. She's colder than that.

I need some counter space, too.

Okay, you know what? I can do something cool, too.

I think I see the Virgin Mary.

He recently published a book of poetry, Let Me Put My Poems in You.

are taking their place at the podium right now.

That man who's chasing us is trying to kill me. So, thanks.

I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes, the fabled Iron Lotus!

Carve up any ice With your wiener

Well, I could have one. I could have a killer one.

Even if we wanted to, they'd never allow it.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Yeah, they were really good. Way to go.

What up, homes?

I was on track to head up the Olympic squad.

Two gold medals?

You're gonna skate as a pair. You'll live as a pair.

♪ Don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I miss you Jimmy ♪

Yeah Kynesha We love you and stuff

you're gonna make it harder for yourselves.

You have been called out, sir.

'Cause you have officially given me a boner.

centre ice in the hearts of millions of skating fans everywhere.

For your information, I didn't have sex with Chazz.

I knew it. I knew after three years, you just weren't checking in.

And you have to wonder what is going on.

Those were the same scores I got, Einstein. We're tied.

Oh no matt don't go we love you and stuff

Hello, and welcome, everyone, to the Orbitz World Wintersport Games

Kipp talking to Adam last week

but Michaels and MacElroy are up next.

They almost have it, until...

I have never in all my years seen anything

- Mane n' Tail. Is this horse shampoo? - Yes, it is.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Jimmy, wait! - Hey, wait! Brother man!

You see, it helps to think of the laces as belonging to three distinct groups.

I could not love a human baby As much as I love this brush

Yo. Hi. It’s the Mac Attack, what up?

I'm just saying that I'm'a do what I can do.

Is that why you're going out with me right now?

Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole.

And then what happened?

here in beautiful Montreal, Canada.

I haven't had a snow cone in a couple of years, actually.

Mom and Dad were not wearing their seatbelts

You have to think, the only thing sweeter than winning a gold medal

I really appreciate this.

and reinvent the sport in their own image.

Blades of glory

Calling for preparation on ice of the United States team

As if Optavia® wasn't gay enough already.

Wow! A dramatic entrance for Chazz Michael Michaels.

As if figure skating wasn't gay enough already.

And they're up.

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