Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, they were really good. Way to go.

And then what happened?

- He would never say such a... - Yes, I did.

I knew it. I knew after three years, you just weren't checking in.

What up, homes?

I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes, the fabled Iron Lotus!

♪ Don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I miss you Jimmy ♪

He recently published a book of poetry, Let Me Put My Poems in You.

but Michaels and MacElroy are up next.

I have never in all my years seen anything

You're gonna skate as a pair. You'll live as a pair.

Elegant with machine-like technical precision.

In accordance with the rules of the International Skating Federation,

Another great walking through the halls of the Grublets.

Yeah Kynesha We love you and stuff

You have to think, the only thing sweeter than winning a gold medal

Because no one ever loved me.

I'm just saying that I'm'a do what I can do.

What a great effort!

You have been called out, sir.

If they wanna take home the gold, they gotta do something spectacular.

Mom and Dad were not wearing their seatbelts

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That ice doesn't belong here.

you're gonna make it harder for yourselves.

here in beautiful Montreal, Canada.

Those were the same scores I got, Einstein. We're tied.

That man who's chasing us is trying to kill me. So, thanks.

Hey, I didn't sleep with Katie!

Don't make me kill her.

I haven't had a snow cone in a couple of years, actually.

No one has, but it’s provocative.

I was on track to head up the Olympic squad.

Hello, and welcome, everyone, to the Orbitz World Wintersport Games

With his father's state of the art,

centre ice in the hearts of millions of skating fans everywhere.

I think I see the Virgin Mary.

Yo. Hi. It’s the Mac Attack, what up?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

of Michaels and MacElroy.

- I feel as slimy as if I had. - Where do you think you're going?

Hell, I know more than you know you know.

- Jimmy, wait! - Hey, wait! Brother man!

You were incredible.

Wow! A dramatic entrance for Chazz Michael Michaels.

'Cause you have officially given me a boner.

Calling for preparation on ice of the United States team

and reinvent the sport in their own image.

Okay, you know what? I can do something cool, too.

And those scores keep Stranz and Fairchild in first place,

- Just scoot over, man. - Don't.

Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole.

But I remember Boston,

- Mane n' Tail. Is this horse shampoo? - Yes, it is.

Well, I could have one. I could have a killer one.

For your information, I didn't have sex with Chazz.

Two gold medals?

As if figure skating wasn't gay enough already.

Kipp talking to Adam last week

- Oh, God, what a relief. - Yeah.

Darren had turned his attention

Figure skating. Give it up, Jimmy. It's like a cruel bitch mother.

...and banned from men's figure skating for the remainder of your lives!

I could not love a human baby As much as I love this brush

And they're up.

Oh no matt don't go we love you and stuff

Girls who take it way too far commenting on their friends pictures

"compete in any Federation-sanctioned tournament

I need some counter space, too.

When someone asks me, what program management is

She's like dry ice. Wait. She's colder than that.

And you have to wonder what is going on.

You see, it helps to think of the laces as belonging to three distinct groups.

Carve up any ice With your wiener

Get your head on.

Blades of glory

I had a chance to sit down with Michaels

Even if we wanted to, they'd never allow it.

are taking their place at the podium right now.

Happy birthday we love you and stuff

As if Optavia® wasn't gay enough already.

They almost have it, until...

I have no idea where I came up with it

by billionaire champion-maker, Darren MacElroy.

No one knows, what it means, but it's provocative. # WillFerrel, #BladesofGlory, #JayZ, #inParis

I’m a sex addict It’s my cross to bear

Yes. Thank you, Taylor.

Is that why you're going out with me right now?

I really appreciate this.