Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

from which they could never recover?
Hey. Chazz?
Get away from that sand!!!
Give i
They're too tight.
Jimmy MacElroy, skating's Little Orphan Awesome.
I'm late, sis. My hair is just not cooperating.
Yeah. Okay.
But I was referring to the precision and beauty of robots.
Yeah, but can they do it in front of five judges and 30 million people?
- "Real hard." - Real hard.
It’s so cold outside. There’s only one thing that’s colder…
Oof, that's lame
for the greatest suffering the world has ever known?
It gets the people going.
Hands.
Well, you know he is sex on ice.
The L.A. Kings are a freight train from hell and are going straight up the ass of the competition.
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the men's pairs figure skating team of Michaels and MacElroy.
Snowflake!
No, you don't. You could never keep up with my flawless technique.
Keep your speed up.
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
Dreams? Shit. I haven't had one of those in years.
Pour sweet cream on it.
The registration for the National Finals closes in exactly 12 hours.
Okay. Say, "Oh, my, you're just catching me getting out of the shower."
Come on, people, break it up!
I don't know, Scott. I'm not sure, interpretive dance moves
"My Blonde Ukrainian She-Devil."
It’s my cross to bear
Yeah, this kid is torturing my daughter's foot.
ARE YOU NUTS?
How are we gonna compete against teams
some say questionable, training methods,
- Damn it! - Watch my Icy Hot Super Slide.
Unbelievable finish to an incredible routine!
No Jacob dont go We love and stuff
but a beehive for germs and bacteria.
Who's gonna save you now, Chazz?
Two men, only one winner.
And then I brush my hair 100 times with this.
I'm gonna pop you in the back of the head.
I know.
All right, ladies, tea party's over.
I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson,
...5.9, 5.9, 5.8, 6.0!
Hey, there!
Oh, that thing?
Another 6.0.
- Did you just say "mind bottling?" - Yeah, mind bottling.
Can you give me a time-out here with Chazz?
THE CUBS ARE A FREIGHT TRAIN FROM HELL
Trying my best not to sound psychotic... Failed
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Buyers Market VS Sellers Market No one knows what it means but it gets people going
If you can think it You can do it
You two are the last pieces of the puzzle.
- Sell yourself. - Will you be quiet?
I mean, I had it with skating for the judges, you know?
Oh, God.
NO CHARNIE DON'T GO WE LOVE YOU AND STUFF...
I was on quaaludes, I don’t even remember Oslo!
My student's response when I go to pick them up on a day I'm not wearing makeup.
A haven, a place where I could feel safe.
You’re high
it's provocative
Well, they titled this routine "Fire and Ice."
Are you trying to mechanic poach? Get out of here before we throw down.
YOU TRYNA SKATER POACH?!?
- I made it. - I knew you would.
You know, when things are so crazy,
Wait!
A champion, an icon, a giver.
It would make it easier for me, Jimmy, if you left now.
and the wisdom to know that masturbation
Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
No. I'm fine.
Chazz Michael Michaels walks in with the unrated version.
That’s lame.
That's very important to us.
Okay, here it goes.
Help yourself to the Mane n' Tail all you want,
For three years I've been trying to get over the nightmare you two created.
They don't feel right.
Oh that sucks
Come on, Denver, get off your asses!
I will. Boom. You have my word. High-five.
I was wondering if you wanted to get a snow cone sometime?
Ammu
Why don't you get out of here before I throw down?
As Marilyn Monroe and JFK,
We’re golf one way and one way Only My lovely lady scrambles
Crossfit... Give it up Mitzi It's like a Cruel bitch mother
Hey, it's me again. Jimmy, please, call me back, so I can explain.
'Cause you have officially given me a boner.
One more. I'm really close.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
What, what!
No. No, no. You act right or you leave my studio.
Be warned. The Iron Lotus demands your respect.