Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and the wisdom to know that masturbation
The L.A. Kings are a freight train from hell and are going straight up the ass of the competition.
- Did you just say "mind bottling?" - Yeah, mind bottling.
ARE YOU NUTS?
You know, when things are so crazy,
Oh, God.
Okay. Say, "Oh, my, you're just catching me getting out of the shower."
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For three years I've been trying to get over the nightmare you two created.
from which they could never recover?
Buyers Market VS Sellers Market No one knows what it means but it gets people going
It’s so cold outside. There’s only one thing that’s colder…
You two are the last pieces of the puzzle.
I don't know, Scott. I'm not sure, interpretive dance moves
I'm late, sis. My hair is just not cooperating.
We’re golf one way and one way Only My lovely lady scrambles
They don't feel right.
Come on, people, break it up!
How are we gonna compete against teams
the men's pairs figure skating team of Michaels and MacElroy.
I know.
Yeah. Okay.
It’s my cross to bear
Get away from that sand!!!
I was on quaaludes, I don’t even remember Oslo!
Keep your speed up.
Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
Chazz Michael Michaels walks in with the unrated version.
Help yourself to the Mane n' Tail all you want,
Hands.
Come on, Denver, get off your asses!
Snowflake!
But I was referring to the precision and beauty of robots.
Okay, here it goes.
Well, you know he is sex on ice.
Who's gonna save you now, Chazz?
Are you trying to mechanic poach? Get out of here before we throw down.
Oof, that's lame
No, you don't. You could never keep up with my flawless technique.
Two men, only one winner.
"My Blonde Ukrainian She-Devil."
'Cause you have officially given me a boner.
If you can think it You can do it
Crossfit... Give it up Mitzi It's like a Cruel bitch mother
Wait!
One more. I'm really close.
- "Real hard." - Real hard.
for the greatest suffering the world has ever known?
Yeah, this kid is torturing my daughter's foot.
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
That's very important to us.
No. No, no. You act right or you leave my studio.
- I made it. - I knew you would.
Oh, that thing?
Trying my best not to sound psychotic... Failed
YOU TRYNA SKATER POACH?!?
No. I'm fine.
It gets the people going.
I was wondering if you wanted to get a snow cone sometime?
You’re high
My student's response when I go to pick them up on a day I'm not wearing makeup.
it's provocative
Pour sweet cream on it.
Hey, there!
A champion, an icon, a giver.
Hey. Chazz?
Oh that sucks
Be warned. The Iron Lotus demands your respect.
...5.9, 5.9, 5.8, 6.0!
No Jacob dont go We love and stuff
Hey, it's me again. Jimmy, please, call me back, so I can explain.
Well, they titled this routine "Fire and Ice."
What, what!
Another 6.0.
A haven, a place where I could feel safe.
I mean, I had it with skating for the judges, you know?
but a beehive for germs and bacteria.
That’s lame.
I will. Boom. You have my word. High-five.
I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson,
It would make it easier for me, Jimmy, if you left now.
Give i
Dreams? Shit. I haven't had one of those in years.
Jimmy MacElroy, skating's Little Orphan Awesome.
They're too tight.
- Damn it! - Watch my Icy Hot Super Slide.
The registration for the National Finals closes in exactly 12 hours.
Yeah, but can they do it in front of five judges and 30 million people?
Why don't you get out of here before I throw down?
All right, ladies, tea party's over.
And then I brush my hair 100 times with this.
THE CUBS ARE A FREIGHT TRAIN FROM HELL
Ammu
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Unbelievable finish to an incredible routine!
I'm gonna pop you in the back of the head.
As Marilyn Monroe and JFK,
Can you give me a time-out here with Chazz?
NO CHARNIE DON'T GO WE LOVE YOU AND STUFF...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Sell yourself. - Will you be quiet?
some say questionable, training methods,