Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Papa?
matching crotch luggage?
looking's for free touching's gonna cost you something
One guy, you put your, just...
you know the one that looks like Elvis?
You think you're so tough. Huh? I'm not fat. I can do this.
And used properly, they can slay your opponent.
It's the first time they've shown them any level of support.
Fat ass?
Me when they ask about my best friend
And how is this going to work?
You look so good. Oh, my gosh.
He just, he loves food.
Jimmy!
Oh, my gosh.
- Twin dongs? - Exactly.
We love you Paolo
Probably not.
It’s ok, it’s my cross to bear
If you weren't so goddamn beautiul our there...
Okay. That's a start. That is a start.
the gold standard of pairs figure skating.
Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch.
Say you want a snow boner. Snow boner.
Come on, me and the Woodland Fairies,
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
You an official here?
"You know how you can soothe a nasty burn?
Theirs seemed to be a charmed life until March 14th, 1987
Skaters to the ice.
You're welcome, Mo.
Yeah.
- Maybe I will. - Maybe you should.
Wow.
The anxiety was palpable when they arrived this morning
He was plucked from an orphanage at age four
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Hey, yikes. Sorry.
- I won't hurt you. - I'm coming for you, Chazz!
He couldn't skate any better than that.
No. Dreams are in your sleep.
Scott, this may be solid gold but to us it's lighter than air
WORKPLACE STRATEGY FOR DUMMIES
Michaels and MacElroy are a freight train from hell, okay?
Touching's gonna cost you something.
Hope you brought your silver polish, 'cause that was gold.
JV IS GLYDERZ
You guys were so good at Nationals, it scared my brother and sister.
the globe's finest athletes arrive to compete and to revel in the glory that is sport
"My Blonde Ukrainian She-Devil."
that it would have catapulted the team that stuck it straight to the top.
I am never happy or awake! It’s a curse.
Whoever invented produce bags was a real a-hole
I could hold it all day long. Try me.
So call me back now!
So that the Lone Wolf never has to be alone again.
Come on.
I had my face painted at the Blueberry Festival one year.
Does that look right to you???
Manny, come on, man!
"They're hard, all right. But it's worth it to get a sweet burn deep in your thigh."
Rich don’t go we love you and stuff
Are you trying to skater poach?
Well, she was my yoga instructor.
Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg,
Tessa, don’t go. We love you and stuff.
My brother and sister blame me for their death
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You guys are up.
Would you just shut up? You don't know what you're talking about.
James MacElroy and Charles Michael Michaels,
Because nobody can obsess like I can.
Oh, my God, you've bagged a wild lynx.
We’re gonna golf one way and one way only Scramble my easy little scramble
And more sparks! Look at the athleticism here!
Oh
But, Chazz, you realise this would just set you back
Mitch don’t go, we love you and stuff
- You tapped that? - Sure did.
I could not love a human baby as much as I love this website
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
and Fried Green Tomatoes.
You and Father are sad that you were killed
They're going for the Iron Lotus, in reverse.
I wasn't sure I'd ever forget it.
Florida is a freight train from hell, okay!?
No, I'm stronger and don't have a vagina.
- Bunk beds? - I don't share rooms.
Jimmy, I never told you this before, but I used to coach pairs.
Go on! Fit them together!
You kind of have to be down here right now
- Really? - We're gonna skate to one song,
Yes!
Thank you.
Fine. "Make love." Whatever.
And women's skating champion...
- Chazz, fill this out. - No.
It gets the people going.
and his favourite movie is Short Circuit
That's all right. Let's not let them get into our heads.
I never had a father, okay?
Do you look at yourself?
What’s that got that no one else does? Twin Dongs!
‘G et out of my FaceTime !’ ‘I’ll get inside your FaceTime!’
Capture the... I love it. Where'd you come up with that?
Look, it's up to us, okay?
Chazz!
Your partner's not here in 30 seconds, I have to disqualify you.
THROW ME SOME CHICKEN!
You mean Katie Van Waldenberg?
Jimmy MacElroy?
Come on, Allison, don't go. We love you and stuff.
And I moved to the Ukraine
THE CUBS ARE A FREIGHT TRAIN FROM HELL
Thank you Denver! City by the bay! John Denver!
The world turns its eyes now to this frozen sanctuary
You've been practising.
We've been skating for two and a half years.
You are going to pee together.
- You smell like urine. - A lot?
I can skate in the Wintersport Games again.
You stood your ground. Good for you. We respect that.
That Blonde Chick's A Dude? Oh, Man
Let me show you something. Does that look right to you?