Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jimmy MacElroy?
You and Father are sad that you were killed
Would you just shut up? You don't know what you're talking about.
I had my face painted at the Blueberry Festival one year.
looking's for free touching's gonna cost you something
Tessa, don’t go. We love you and stuff.
WORKPLACE STRATEGY FOR DUMMIES
Do you look at yourself?
No, I'm stronger and don't have a vagina.
I could not love a human baby as much as I love this website
Fat ass?
Florida is a freight train from hell, okay!?
You look so good. Oh, my gosh.
Are you trying to skater poach?
- Really? - We're gonna skate to one song,
What’s that got that no one else does? Twin Dongs!
You an official here?
and his favourite movie is Short Circuit
Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg,
matching crotch luggage?
You stood your ground. Good for you. We respect that.
and Fried Green Tomatoes.
Touching's gonna cost you something.
Okay. That's a start. That is a start.
Your partner's not here in 30 seconds, I have to disqualify you.
Wow.
So call me back now!
Jimmy, I never told you this before, but I used to coach pairs.
You think you're so tough. Huh? I'm not fat. I can do this.
Jimmy!
- You smell like urine. - A lot?
JV IS GLYDERZ
Probably not.
One guy, you put your, just...
You mean Katie Van Waldenberg?
Rich don’t go we love you and stuff
Hey, yikes. Sorry.
Let me show you something. Does that look right to you?
You guys were so good at Nationals, it scared my brother and sister.
He was plucked from an orphanage at age four
Come on, me and the Woodland Fairies,
I am never happy or awake! It’s a curse.
My brother and sister blame me for their death
Come on.
- I won't hurt you. - I'm coming for you, Chazz!
So that the Lone Wolf never has to be alone again.
That's all right. Let's not let them get into our heads.
Because nobody can obsess like I can.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
"My Blonde Ukrainian She-Devil."
James MacElroy and Charles Michael Michaels,
Chazz!
Skaters to the ice.
Capture the... I love it. Where'd you come up with that?
That Blonde Chick's A Dude? Oh, Man
No. Dreams are in your sleep.
It’s ok, it’s my cross to bear
And how is this going to work?
Papa?
You are going to pee together.
It's the first time they've shown them any level of support.
We've been skating for two and a half years.
You've been practising.
Whoever invented produce bags was a real a-hole
If you weren't so goddamn beautiul our there...
Hope you brought your silver polish, 'cause that was gold.
They're going for the Iron Lotus, in reverse.
Well, she was my yoga instructor.
And used properly, they can slay your opponent.
- Chazz, fill this out. - No.
We’re gonna golf one way and one way only Scramble my easy little scramble
Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch.
Yes!
- Maybe I will. - Maybe you should.
you know the one that looks like Elvis?
Theirs seemed to be a charmed life until March 14th, 1987
Thank you.
the gold standard of pairs figure skating.
I can skate in the Wintersport Games again.
The anxiety was palpable when they arrived this morning
He couldn't skate any better than that.
Oh, my gosh.
Say you want a snow boner. Snow boner.
Scott, this may be solid gold but to us it's lighter than air
I wasn't sure I'd ever forget it.
I never had a father, okay?
- You tapped that? - Sure did.
And more sparks! Look at the athleticism here!
Me when they ask about my best friend
Oh
- Bunk beds? - I don't share rooms.
that it would have catapulted the team that stuck it straight to the top.
Yeah.
You guys are up.
The world turns its eyes now to this frozen sanctuary
Fine. "Make love." Whatever.
You're welcome, Mo.
You kind of have to be down here right now
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Manny, come on, man!
He just, he loves food.
Oh, my God, you've bagged a wild lynx.
Go on! Fit them together!
THROW ME SOME CHICKEN!
We love you Paolo
Look, it's up to us, okay?
Does that look right to you???
THE CUBS ARE A FREIGHT TRAIN FROM HELL
It gets the people going.
And women's skating champion...
Michaels and MacElroy are a freight train from hell, okay?
Come on, Allison, don't go. We love you and stuff.
"They're hard, all right. But it's worth it to get a sweet burn deep in your thigh."
I could hold it all day long. Try me.
Thank you Denver! City by the bay! John Denver!
But, Chazz, you realise this would just set you back
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
the globe's finest athletes arrive to compete and to revel in the glory that is sport
Mitch don’t go, we love you and stuff
- Twin dongs? - Exactly.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
‘G et out of my FaceTime !’ ‘I’ll get inside your FaceTime!’
And I moved to the Ukraine
"You know how you can soothe a nasty burn?