Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

how heavy is that gold around your necks?
Look, MacElroy's also down now.
for years for their chance to make it onto the world stage.
All right, Mr Smart Reporter, showing off.
Look, I didn't mean to drag your balls into the discussion.
in maintaining control over your libido, correct?
- What's colder than dry ice? - I don't know.
It belongs out there.
Jealousy jealousy
The dance lift, the press lift, the twist lift,
More than that, I pray the children can forgive me.
Oh, and I'm a sex addict
I miss Garrett As much as I miss this brush
Lovely lady bumps
But it amounts to the same thing, so...
I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women.
You're the girl.
These are a couple of diaper bags I made for Faith Hill.
You crazy bastard!
Here we go. Show time.
That's not my style. Chazz Michael Michaels goes it alone.
Jimmy's renowned for his personal hygiene, Scott.
Forget it. I gotta go.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
From the United States,
Local figure skating fans got more than they bargained for today
Jealousy.
Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
Chazz, Chazz. We did it!
Welcome back to competitive skating, gentlemen.
Legally, I'm disowning you.
From here on out, you guys are a team. Do you understand?
So, let me ask you, any thoughts on the competition?
That's the reality. Another layer to the legend.
Florida is a freight train from hell, okay!
That's what I thought.
Team Moose is a Freight Train from Hell , Okay!
we're living in the here and now.
City by the bay! John Denver!
YIKES. SORRY.
The Native Americans always said
We didn't practise that.
and now as a pair team?
I'm gonna put some weight on it to see.
- Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie. - You're high.
The performance of a lifetime, Jimmy MacElroy!
Because if you can't dance with a man, you damn sure can't skate with a man.
Oh, my God!
Would you like some champagne?
And I took it to the one place on earth batshit crazy enough to give it a try.
A perfect head butt! Down goes MacElroy!
I'm in a lot of pain. I feel like I'm gonna barf.
Yeah. How's that for forbidden love?
USA.
She was ready to quit, hang up her skates
We are gonna cut out 1 hair style and 1 hair style only
Jimmy MacElroy. The crowd swooning as he comes out of that spin flawlessly.
You know what? I permanently called shotgun.
Start at the crotch It’s a better access point
What are you doing there? No. Wait, wait. It's okay. No.
Good choice, my man.
My student's response when I go to pick them up on a day I'm not wearing makeup.
to minimise wind resistance.
These two blue-eyed funk machines are going to find themselves
Katie, please, will you just take this camcorder, okay?
D E I !!!!
You are not stronger. Watch this, fat ass.
When thinking about tunning and everyones shit is blowing up
And they nail it! Unbelievable performance!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
As we prepare to hear testimony, Michaels and MacElroy
Welcome to the pack!
- Great! - I'm not a magician.
Welcome home Pedro!
I’ll get my jugs waxed.
Two men.
But the siblings' commitment was such
Stranz Van Waldenberg.
and Chazz Michael Michaels.
Carl Jones is Friday Team
to be out here on the ice again...
First throw.
♪ My hump, my hump My lovely lady hump ♪
But there's nothing in the rule book that says you can't.
Let's do it, Chazz!
What?
Yeah. But don't let her fool you. She's as cold as the ice she skates on.
Now apparently you're dedicating this performance
Trying to skater poach?
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Ice blows.
You didn't see shit!
Yeah!
Let's get outta here.
When friends ask me how i dug up so much intel on him: Because Nobody Can Obsess Like I Can
Looking's for free. Touching's gonna cost you something.
♪ Don't wanna close my eyes ♪
I just threw up in here, people. That's the reality
Stranz. Fairchild. Melissa Kelly, ESPN2.
It's like a Band-Aid. Just rip it off. We'll both feel better.
Knicks Are a freight train from Hell
Michaels and MacElroy have brought the legend to life.
All right. You'll be staying here for the duration.
and a monkey who was trained to work on a video camera.
- I'm un-adopting you. - What?
You know damn well I’m not letting you run. You’re banned.
Well, Stranz and Fairchild,
And no one can lift your fat ass. You're on a diet, starting now.
Of course.
except for winning the gold again and keeping it this time.
Roger, c’mon man
I'm so sorry, sir.
I’m a clear tv subscriber. It’s my cross to bear.
Peetah!
exactly
It's the best he's been.
Looks like they might be trying something...
This might be enough to send them to Montreal
Little help.
You would do that to your own family?
Jesse, put in the tape.
How do you describe something like that?
You're gonna file a joint income tax return.
Whoever invented winter was a real A-hole.
What are you two doing here?