Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. But don't let her fool you. She's as cold as the ice she skates on.
We’re gonna follow one stock and one stock only
- Great! - I'm not a magician.
And no one can lift your fat ass. You're on a diet, starting now.
for years for their chance to make it onto the world stage.
What are you two doing here?
Chazz, Chazz. We did it!
and Chazz Michael Michaels.
Looking's for free. Touching's gonna cost you something.
That's what I thought.
Local figure skating fans got more than they bargained for today
These are a couple of diaper bags I made for Faith Hill.
More than that, I pray the children can forgive me.
As we prepare to hear testimony, Michaels and MacElroy
Knicks Are a freight train from Hell
Here we go. Show time.
Stranz Van Waldenberg.
and now as a pair team?
- What's colder than dry ice? - I don't know.
The performance of a lifetime, Jimmy MacElroy!
and a monkey who was trained to work on a video camera.
Jimmy's renowned for his personal hygiene, Scott.
D E I !!!!
Ice blows.
Because if you can't dance with a man, you damn sure can't skate with a man.
These two blue-eyed funk machines are going to find themselves
So, let me ask you, any thoughts on the competition?
But there's nothing in the rule book that says you can't.
we're living in the here and now.
I'm gonna put some weight on it to see.
Katie, please, will you just take this camcorder, okay?
Well, Stranz and Fairchild,
Lovely lady bumps
- I'm un-adopting you. - What?
Welcome home Pedro!
Team Moose is a Freight Train from Hell , Okay!
From the United States,
It's like a Band-Aid. Just rip it off. We'll both feel better.
Michaels and MacElroy have brought the legend to life.
Peetah!
I'm so sorry, sir.
I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women.
Of course.
That's the reality. Another layer to the legend.
It belongs out there.
You are not stronger. Watch this, fat ass.
The Native Americans always said
Oh, and I'm a sex addict
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You're gonna file a joint income tax return.
Jesse, put in the tape.
Roger, c’mon man
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
But it amounts to the same thing, so...
Now apparently you're dedicating this performance
You crazy bastard!
to be out here on the ice again...
Oh, my God!
in maintaining control over your libido, correct?
YIKES. SORRY.
First throw.
How do you describe something like that?
Two men.
Welcome back to competitive skating, gentlemen.
Little help.
Good choice, my man.
Yeah!
Jimmy MacElroy. The crowd swooning as he comes out of that spin flawlessly.
Forget it. I gotta go.
My student's response when I go to pick them up on a day I'm not wearing makeup.
We didn't practise that.
And I took it to the one place on earth batshit crazy enough to give it a try.
to minimise wind resistance.
Trying to skater poach?
Florida is a freight train from hell, okay!
- Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie. - You're high.
Looks like they might be trying something...
A perfect head butt! Down goes MacElroy!
Jealousy jealousy
All right. You'll be staying here for the duration.
From here on out, you guys are a team. Do you understand?
You didn't see shit!
You're the girl.
Whoever invented winter was a real A-hole.
When friends ask me how i dug up so much intel on him: Because Nobody Can Obsess Like I Can
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Let's do it, Chazz!
That's not my style. Chazz Michael Michaels goes it alone.
City by the bay! John Denver!
She was ready to quit, hang up her skates
♪ My hump, my hump My lovely lady hump ♪
And they nail it! Unbelievable performance!
You know damn well I’m not letting you run. You’re banned.
Jealousy.
exactly
Carl Jones is Friday Team
When thinking about tunning and everyones shit is blowing up
Welcome to the pack!
Start at the crotch It’s a better access point
I’m a clear tv subscriber. It’s my cross to bear.
how heavy is that gold around your necks?
But the siblings' commitment was such
I miss Garrett As much as I miss this brush
You would do that to your own family?
♪ Don't wanna close my eyes ♪
You know what? I permanently called shotgun.
I just threw up in here, people. That's the reality
What?
I’ll get my jugs waxed.
Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
This might be enough to send them to Montreal
It's the best he's been.
Look, I didn't mean to drag your balls into the discussion.
Stranz. Fairchild. Melissa Kelly, ESPN2.
I'm in a lot of pain. I feel like I'm gonna barf.
All right, Mr Smart Reporter, showing off.
What are you doing there? No. Wait, wait. It's okay. No.
Legally, I'm disowning you.
Yeah. How's that for forbidden love?
Look, MacElroy's also down now.
The dance lift, the press lift, the twist lift,
USA.
Would you like some champagne?
Let's get outta here.
We are gonna cut out 1 hair style and 1 hair style only
except for winning the gold again and keeping it this time.