Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I swear to God, if you cut my head off.
I don't share shit. The night is a very dark time for me.
So glad you're all here.
by what many dub the Sideshow of the Century.
Second show tickets now available.
Top of the morning. And it is a beaut.
It's me, Chazz.
Mcconnell is a freight train from hell, okay
You're living in the past, Sammy.
Sex, sex, sex. What can I say?
- Well, Coach? - You nailed it, Jimmy. You nailed it.
It's my cross to bear
Hope you brought your silver polish, MacElroy, 'cause that was gold.
Okay, I get it! Just stop talking!
Look, I'm just a choreographer. What do I know?
Oh, thanks.
It's the only place where life makes sense.
Okay. What do you guys have that none of the other teams have?
Some people refer to me As the illustrated man
And if you find him, would you tell him to get his ass down here?
- I place my future in their tiny hands. - That is retarded.
You nailed it!
I've got something I wanna show you. I had it done last weekend.
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. #covfefe #Trump #WillFerrel #BladesofGlory #JayZ #inParis
Doing it right takes a little bit longer, but it's worth it.
No. That's not her.
If you call a 16 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled!
Michaels just slipped MacElroy a very public note.
Now let me ask you boys a question.
Boom!
Me: receiving salty comments
I have a crush on the enemy, Katie Van Waldenberg.
Yes, I did. See that? Pure power. You could use a nickel's worth, junior.
None of you sons-of-bitches try to be heroes. You hear me?
Right. Right. I mean, you said it all. It's such a burden.
I've taken every single one of your teddy bears,
Try to get through that!
And again, a male-male pair team.
Quad god is figure skating
And they've won this crowd over!
Boom!
Look at the grace, the beauty.
Well, at least they're getting the moves down.
Thanks, brother man. Have a good night.
When my friends are asking how did I found so much intel on him:
Let it rain down on me!
Welcome back Pedro!
- Yeah, a fresh start. Exactly. - Good. Jimmy,
- Wait. What are you doing? - I'm calling her. Or rather, you are.
Besides, you're too late.
What I felt in my pants was weird and shameful.
- No, it's not. It's gross. - It gets the people going.
God bless you Jenni god blesses your heart
- What? - But congratulations!
- Skaters to the ice. - Hold on!
First, the foundation.
God bless you, Kyle
- I don't see what's so funny. - If you were as drunk as me, you would.
Okay, try it again.
God bless you. God bless everyone. Thank you.
Yeah, and the media loves freaks.
No. I'm not gonna make Chazz Michael Michaels
BUT START UP NEAR THE CROTCH, IT’S A BETTER ACCESS POINT
Thank you.
'Cause it was good for me. Let's have a smoke.
Talk. Relax.
Skaters, please clear the ice in preparation for the pairs competition.
I love you, Chazz!
I mean, come on, I moved on, Jimmy. You gotta move on, too.
SWGOH, give it up it’s like a cruel bitch mother
I have no idea, but I'd like to find out.
Easy, Chazz.
That was uncalled for. They're fine, I overreacted.
What are you doing?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Now there's some jostling atop the podium
We'll just move on to Plan B.
the pairs team of Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg.
And the crowd responds.
I'm banned for life.
Why is God singling us out
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Do it for Katie. Burn up the ice with your red hot love.
Two men skating together and in our division, no less.
She has no time for lone wolves, Chazz.
What is this place? It smells like fish.
or we're gonna be disqualified!
there are very few women in the history of this sport... that skate with this kind of beauty
before the commission passes judgment,
Come on!
Okay? That means no coach and no partner.
Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here.
Hey, everybody, get your tickets for the second show.
Not on your life.
All right, listen up. You guys barely squeaked by at Nationals.
Come on, Allison, don't go. We love you and stuff.
They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon.
They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon.
Happy Birthday Hopefully you can make the blueberry festival this year.
Even if you did, you gotta qualify for Nationals.
Together. You're really gonna go through with this, huh?
Crossfit??? Give it up... It's like a Cruel bitch mother
Step aside homeschool There’s a new sheriff in town
All right, gentlemen, let's get up and try it again.
Where is Hector?
We did it, Hector!
It’s provocative! It gets the people going!
I have never seen done.
I am nothing but a human onion. In fact, we all are. Oh, encore.
- What are you talking about? - Let's go! Come on!
Sheedy family motto
an edgy look at urban culture told in the language of the streets.
Pedro!
Sorry.
Hey, little forest creatures.
Denver, Colorado, last stop on the road
None of what they did was on your video.
And I'm still gonna kill you someday.
Twenty-two, so nobody can say I didn't try. We've had a good run.
Oh, God, this is so wrong.
Some people refer to me
Raptor No one knows what it means but it's provocative