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Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are figure skating. Boom!
You're under arrest for the desecration of an international icon.
Fans, friends, esteemed members of the committee,
No, you have to be sexy.
I don't know how to turn it on. Thank you.
- I can't do that. It's crazy. - It's not crazy.
Really? So, what's that one about?
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR CRAP LOUSY FACE
now taking the ice.
Boom! We sure did.
Chazz, would you like to start the day off by sharing?
Chazz Michael Michaels has come in here and captivated this arena
I've been friends with him forever,
like a stack of classic Euro porn.
Look, what happened back there, so not a big deal.
I don't know, sis. Those two are nothing but a couple of freaks.
8:00 tonight. That sounds great.
#FedRAMP
I don't care if they win. I don't care about skating at all.
The gold medal has been won by Jimmy and Chazz,
Zork Grand Inquisitor
All right, gentlemen, waltz position.
So, what's that one with the horse?
Mr Michael Michaels,
You bet your ass it does.
A move so revolutionary, so dangerous
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
This must be for you.
I was on quaaludes I don't even remember benchmarking
You can still compete in pairs skating.
to nurturing athletically advanced human orphans.
♪ Tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la We sing a grublet song ♪
I know that sex, I know that sex addiction is a disease.
toe ek jou fotos sien
Hey…yikes…sorry
You smell like Urine A LOT?
I wanted it badly, so I developed a move.
But I learned something here today.
Second show's almost three-quarters full.
and now you need to bite it.
The honourable thing is to walk away and that is exactly what I'm doing.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Could one of you all pass me a biscuit?
Out on the ice in an ice rink.
That's how much you mean to me.
You know, you just caught me getting out of the shower.
and it was cold and everyone had guns and smelled like soup.
FANTASY FOOTBALL IS LIKE A CRUEL BITCH MOTHER
All right, not bad, not bad. As long as that 5.8 doesn't kill us.
Mac attack
I'm gonna have to cut your pants off.
"I've had lint at the top of my ass crack
Technique doesn't get you 18 medals
No, you got it all wrong.
that a buddy of mine let me flood with a garden hose.
You gotta be careful, man. Unlike you, I actually use these things.
- I think I broke my ankle. - What?
Well, then, in that case, it's good for my back,
Let them get it out. Let them get it out.
I'm all right!
I am never satisfied! (Aka happy) It’s a curse.
No refunds will be given.
Please don't encourage them. Come on.
to flip this sport inside out.
Does that look right to you
Damn it, Stranz.
They're doing things that no other pair would dare to do.
No way. The girl's goes on top.
the globe's finest athletes arrive to compete & to revel in the glory that is sport
if you weren't so goddamn beautiful out there.
At least you did the honourable thing.
No! Don't do it! I was wrong! It's suicide!
Don't touch me. Nobody touches me.
Hey, Chazz. Come on.
You're gonna need those later. Now, come on.
You’re high…
Definitely.
It's time for a fresh start.
Hey, John Boy, it’s not what it looks like.
Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. I was
Legally, I'm disowning you.
Hey, guys, you're amazing.
No reason. I was just wondering how it went. Did it go well?
Last issue.
This ends tonight.
Hi. It's Jimmy MacElroy. Is Katie there?
Hey, Jimmy.
He is a child of privilege.
Hey, everyone! This is Gary, the squirrel.
I am never satisfied. It's a curse.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Caleb, it's me, Mitch.
YIKES, SORRY
God, I have to do everything in this family.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
.
I was on quaaludes I don't even remember benchmarking
I have no idea where I came up with it
I'll take him.
A serious stumble in an otherwise perfect routine.
♪ What you gonna do with all that junk All that junk inside my trunk ♪
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Now? - Yeah.
I don’t wanna fall asleep Cos I miss you Jimmy…
- And where's the warm-down room? - We don't have any of that.
Sapience Is a Freight Train from Hell
Bring them by the dance studio tomorrow.
My life was nothing but focus.
He's been staring at a pack of gum for nine hours. What'd you do to him?
Chazz Michael Michaels, an ice-devouring sex tornado.
Oh, really? I like your glitter-tooth necklace thing.
All right, Stranz. Time for a little Chazzle Dazzle.
but don't even look at the Verticoli.
Come on, pick up. Come on, buddy.
Nice choice, Coach.
And she is not a whore.
- I'll call you! - ...the judges' scores are: