Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This must be for you.

but don't even look at the Verticoli.

I don't know, sis. Those two are nothing but a couple of freaks.

You're under arrest for the desecration of an international icon.

Chazz Michael Michaels, an ice-devouring sex tornado.

All right, not bad, not bad. As long as that 5.8 doesn't kill us.

This ends tonight.

Don't touch me. Nobody touches me.

You smell like Urine A LOT?

No, you have to be sexy.

You know, you just caught me getting out of the shower.

Hey, Chazz. Come on.

You bet your ass it does.

I wanted it badly, so I developed a move.

Hey, everyone! This is Gary, the squirrel.

Look, what happened back there, so not a big deal.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

that a buddy of mine let me flood with a garden hose.

Hey…yikes…sorry

No reason. I was just wondering how it went. Did it go well?

FANTASY FOOTBALL IS LIKE A CRUEL BITCH MOTHER

Come on, pick up. Come on, buddy.

God, I have to do everything in this family.

I'm gonna have to cut your pants off.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

But I learned something here today.

Hey, guys, you're amazing.

Damn it, Stranz.

My life was nothing but focus.

I don't care if they win. I don't care about skating at all.

Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. I was

You're gonna need those later. Now, come on.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Oh, really? I like your glitter-tooth necklace thing.

A serious stumble in an otherwise perfect routine.

All right, gentlemen, waltz position.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Boom! We sure did.

I am never satisfied. It's a curse.

to nurturing athletically advanced human orphans.

I was on quaaludes I don't even remember benchmarking

No! Don't do it! I was wrong! It's suicide!

No way. The girl's goes on top.

All right, Stranz. Time for a little Chazzle Dazzle.

if you weren't so goddamn beautiful out there.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I am never satisfied! (Aka happy) It’s a curse.

"I've had lint at the top of my ass crack

No refunds will be given.

Well, then, in that case, it's good for my back,

Technique doesn't get you 18 medals

That's how much you mean to me.

- I'll call you! - ...the judges' scores are:

Chazz, would you like to start the day off by sharing?

I don’t wanna fall asleep Cos I miss you Jimmy…

I know that sex, I know that sex addiction is a disease.

Really? So, what's that one about?

to flip this sport inside out.

Hi. It's Jimmy MacElroy. Is Katie there?

the globe's finest athletes arrive to compete & to revel in the glory that is sport

You’re high…

I was on quaaludes I don't even remember benchmarking

A move so revolutionary, so dangerous

Out on the ice in an ice rink.

♪ What you gonna do with all that junk All that junk inside my trunk ♪

♪ Tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la We sing a grublet song ♪

I don't know how to turn it on. Thank you.

So, what's that one with the horse?

No, you got it all wrong.

They're doing things that no other pair would dare to do.

Second show's almost three-quarters full.

toe ek jou fotos sien

Please don't encourage them. Come on.

8:00 tonight. That sounds great.

Could one of you all pass me a biscuit?

I've been friends with him forever,

And she is not a whore.

Fans, friends, esteemed members of the committee,

Chazz Michael Michaels has come in here and captivated this arena

Let them get it out. Let them get it out.

like a stack of classic Euro porn.

- I can't do that. It's crazy. - It's not crazy.

- I think I broke my ankle. - What?

Caleb, it's me, Mitch.

now taking the ice.

He's been staring at a pack of gum for nine hours. What'd you do to him?

I have no idea where I came up with it

You gotta be careful, man. Unlike you, I actually use these things.

The gold medal has been won by Jimmy and Chazz,

- And where's the warm-down room? - We don't have any of that.

Zork Grand Inquisitor

Mr Michael Michaels,

Nice choice, Coach.

and now you need to bite it.

and it was cold and everyone had guns and smelled like soup.

The honourable thing is to walk away and that is exactly what I'm doing.

Hey, John Boy, it’s not what it looks like.

Legally, I'm disowning you.

Step aside, home school. There's a new Supportman in town.

You can still compete in pairs skating.

At least you did the honourable thing.

Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are figure skating. Boom!

Does that look right to you

I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR CRAP LOUSY FACE

He is a child of privilege.

It's time for a fresh start.

Bring them by the dance studio tomorrow.

Sapience Is a Freight Train from Hell