Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought it would be nice if I had a condom in my purse

It's a compliment.

Good night. Good night. Nice meeting you.

I know heart disease is a big issue for women,

Come on, buddy, live!

But you were out on a date. What do you care?

You need a friend.

Wait. What's going on? Something's going on.

Where's that one?

so why don't you take the car?

I did not. And I would tell you if I did.

How do you know?

You're my girlfriend. I want to be out with my girlfriend.

You can wear any color you want.

I'm like a third wheel.

Apparently not.

Janoary 23, 2007

I don't have money for a pizza.

but she has to bring Robbie home.

partly because he wasn't neutered and partly because

He just did that

Oh, wait a minute.

Oh! Not the F word, pimento.

* Birds can do it We can do it *

I don't mind failing if we try first

I was running out of stuff to talk about.

The rules are you're supposed to tell me

Please, just go. It's a Friday night.

I had a really nice time.

Did you want to order dessert, coffee?

12 months of me. That was September.

but I'm madly in love with my wife.

His name is Moose, if you're referring to him. I'm George.

No. Me, either.

Take it to her.

if you'll consider going out with me,

but hey, I'm looking forward to my first date

There's something to tell?

Oh, no, it's okay.

Janoary 15, 2007

Ben would do that.

Uh, good night.

You can never tell you will fall in love with whom.

So what did you think?