Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't really know Joseph Prusa

I have the spookiest boner.

She had braces and acne and a pill addiction

"This Problem Won't Respond To Tap Dancing"

I'll wait if you want to serve beverages.

Kickpuncher, starring don "the demon" Donaldson

to watch kickpuncher 2: Codename Punchkicker.

Shirley, that was good.

I thought he was trying to hold my hand,

Who's ready for some kickpunching?

Oh, wait, never mind. It's too late.

we'll just drive her further into his hemp-braceleted arms.

she only had eyes for Troy.

You know, it's nice to have a girlfriend

and a nervous breakdown ending with her running

He'll never think of me that way.

He never wears a shirt. He never wears shoes.

I have good taste.

- It was strategic and joyless. - What?

Why are we even talking about this?

Oh, yeah, you didn't hear it from us.

Creepier and creepier dudes will start thinking of her

Vaughn, you remember Troy.

You all sicken me!

I did eat all the macaroni.

Well, I was just warming up tonight.

I need Phyllis Diller-grade stuff.

He just stood there and... and watched him die.