Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when their parents are...

Oh, what's up, dude? Yeah.

it's perfectly normal for women

Then I was gonna say, "it's a good day to be gay."

You're a genius.

Come on. I'm younger than the three of you put together.

Change? Time to change the channel.

Sorry it took me so long.

I do need new golf balls this quickly

You think I'm too old to make monkeyshines at a picture show?

It's like a constellation on your face.

at her shotgun wedding to star-burns.

Chemistry... sexy.

all over your debate/make-out partner.

I must have missed that.

and you say, "I'd like to slap

In my mind, it... it stands for "God."

It can't be controlled, right?

It’s messed up that Amazon knows

They're just jealous.

Dude, even I know you're lame,

Try not dating your friend's ex-boyfriend.

And what about respecting me as an adult and as a friend?

That's change we can believe in.

Yeah, well some things are more connected than others,

It is the year 2006 AD,

What do you got for me there?

You're swearing?