Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I told her she could start right now, she was so fine.
(grunting)
♪ They say that you ain't you-know-what ♪
♪ Up, up, up, up ♪
- What's a Sizzler? - It's nothing.
- ♪ Life's about love ♪ - And life's about family.
is foreign to my kingdom, but it is impressive.
including making babies
with a fine little, pretty African thing. Wasn't she fine?
What is this?
♪ Hey-hey. ♪
- Yo, well, why don't you go? - Make me.
Hey, for real, just... cut this off, all right?
♪ Boss moves like Hov, face on his own money ♪
of keeping our identity a secret.
WOMAN: Thank you.
♪ I got Sexual Chocolate with me ♪
(choir vocalizing)
It's your nephew's birthday.
Are you serious?
You were supposed to change things.
Oh, I wasn't doing that much, you know what I mean?
Zamunda needs you.
♪ In, baby, who knows how long ♪
- That's my thing. - (laughing)
- Lavelle, my son... - Don't "son" me!
Good night, Zamunda!
Surely, the royal bathers have cleansed you thoroughly,
♪ Oh, please don't leave us ♪
(lion purring softly)
Like, be for real... what's up with that?
♪ Yeah ♪
Failed him as a father.
(imitating birdcall)
- Limo? We got a limo, man. - What's that? Limo!
He beat that Filipino boy ass.
It is not fair for me to blame you
That is true.
Y'all was doing that little weak pickup game.
we have tried to help Nexdoria many times.
- Umbajuntoo! - CROWD: Umbajuntoo!
General Izzi, we have just been informed
You go put some purple on that ho!
- Wait. - SEMMI: My mistake.
It is my daughters that teach me
Freddy just keep on spreading that beautiful glow Captain air pro beacons ! F L Flooring has you shall acked from floor - a - hair point
that King Akeem has a son.
at my sister's last week and make an emergency dump.
All right, all right.
Yeah.
since the last time I was tended to by the royal bathers.
Um...
Is that our biggest difference?
To a whole damn country.
The ones atop your head, sir.
Bathe me?
You're standing on my goddamn feet!"
♪ Royal ♪
♪ Before cassava start to hail ♪
on a Tuesday afternoon.
- (screaming) - (roaring)
Really?
People didn't even (bleep)... Wait a minute.
It is most urgent that I find him.
♪ I got Sexual Chocolate with me... ♪
right now at this moment.
I do not think that he and Meeka will ever happen.
Please, allow me to reintroduce
♪ They tell me it's the land of the free... ♪
MAURICE: Beautiful, leafy taste.
What did you just say about the other men?
(urgent chatter)
My penis?
and loyal son of Zamunda.
And how is my father today?
My son has been without a father for far too long.
I spoiled you, my son.
I am the ruler of this land.
the most handsome of all the Joffers.
Three times.
Just big house cats?
Hey, don't be putting the money in my hand all rough.
It's Lavelle.
♪ That we have in this life ♪
Naked?
they in my room right now, and they just offered to bathe me.
I wanted to get me one of them flat-screen TVs.
Let him pass. Move.
I have no time to listen to your stories
I have been preparing my whole life
♪ I look funny, but, yo, I'm making money, see ♪
Gladys Knight.
me and my mom away to a whole new life.
He is our king.
And one might say I was looking for myself, as well.
Good morning, Your Royal Highness.
It is the boy's birthright.
Damn.
Yes, you are.
Palace life for me.
My funeral...
Are you trying to say I'm out of pocket?
Come on, Middle Tennessee State.
A home that we can build together.
This-this ain't my way, Mirembe.
I have just discovered that I may have a bastard son
Oh, that's right. Ooh!
- Mary J. Blige. - No.
And who told you you could go through my closet?
- Lavelle Junson. - ...Lavelle Junson,
Yeah, Lord.
Cease-and-desist letters, copyright infringement.
But not the murder kind.
He's my cousin. He's also my inspiration.
Vacations were canceled.
Oh, shut up, Semmi!
Uh, L. Junson.
I'm not.
I've been ruled by fear for far too long.
♪ Of his own ♪
It's a party over here!
- Hey, ho. - LAVELLE: Oh, no, no, no, no.
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
It came and jumped into my lap.
♪ Someone to miss ♪
Oh.
Wait, Father.
I will make you a happy prince.
What happened to you, Akeem?
I did not come here for money.
but what can I do?
You are willing to sacrifice what is most sacred.
but then my mom got laid off, and, uh,
(drumbeat stops)
(Babar trumpeting)
- (roars) - No.
30 years ago, you left my sister at the altar.
Only when you can retrieve the whiskers from a resting lion
I know you gonna want this back.
- Bark like a dog. - (barking)
The king pays no child support.
Imani, always a pleasure.
I noticed here, under education, that...
- I will do no such thing. - Please, g-gent...
Now, I will find this bastard of Queens,
retrieving the whiskers from a lion.
You just completed the final princely test,
This doesn't feel right.
I mean, what about all your stuff?
LAVELLE: Hey.