Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's all good, little sis. All good.

Why couldn't it be you, Semmi?

- (drumbeat stops) - IZZI: I would like to

I'm trying to rouse the lion.

And the only way to meet his expectations

Zamunda can only afford so much.

I don't even know why they call it "all-day."

Whatever business you'd like to start.

Legend has it he could speak to animals,

♪ He's a mighty, mighty good king... ♪

Are you familiar with the Barbershop series?

You are the king of your own castle.

♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪

What is wrong with the one you have now?

and customs, the way that they do stuff.

If "pious" means cheap, well, then you right.

I'm sure he's destined for greatness.

But you really don't have to, girls.

- (kicks) - (hawks, spits)

I'm your uncle.

- Hi. How y'all doing? - This is Mary.

- Precious head of hair. Okay. All right. - Yes.

JAFFE JOFFER: Semmi!

- (band playing "We Are Family") - (excited shouting)

and peaceful time for us old heads.

Nazis are back,

- Jakoof Joffer. - Jujkoof...

(feedback squeals)

GLADYS KNIGHT: ♪ He's leaving... ♪

Those hungry babies with the flies on their face.

You are a son of Zamunda.

The princely test has three parts.

(dramatic news theme plays)

♪ Ain't nothing move if they ain't got me, ay ♪

- She have gambling issues or... - No, man.

But you don't have one.

REEM: Yeah, well, I eat a lot of fried food,

Now look at she.

If my family were to ever find out about this...

- (playing rhythmic beat) - (chanting in foreign language)

♪ Just let me state for the record ♪

Good morning, Zamunda...!

♪ A Michael B. body with a Denzel face ♪

- You keep talking slick... - G-Gentlemen.

to put your hands together for Randy Watson!

♪ What a mighty good king. ♪

before you found out you were a prince?

Hey, what is this, velvet?

Oh, here we go.

(laughs) like a chess pawn?

Your guy, uh, Neil deGrasse Tyson.

♪ My name is Peaches, and I'm the best ♪

♪ What a king, what a king, what a king ♪

(chuckling): Oh.

That is my oath to you,

You are not strong or ruthless as I am.

- No. - Jumpin' Jack Flash Joffer.

MORRIS: I bet they could fix

Okay? He's the wind beneath my wings.

I was hoping you would put a stem on an apple of your own.

Once again, I apologize to you

Mitt-Romney-looking-ass shmiggas.

♪ For your direction ♪

Lavelle, you cannot do this.

AKEEM: Today, we celebrate

- MIREMBE: Well, there are certain disadvantages. - Uh-huh.

♪ I'm coming to America ♪

That is what we will do.

- Oh, he's a king now. - A king?

♪ We got the moves ♪

...Sexual Chocolate!

♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪

MEEKA: Nexdoria is our greatest threat.

but instead, you push our daughter aside,

and I get that, but ain't my fault

It is our anniversary.

♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪

Lisa McDowell of Queens.

Where is the ceremony?

Oh, hey, baby's daddy king. (chuckles)

'Cause you a princess.

If you had married her, our countries would be united,

Wh-Whatever his name is, he beat that boy ass, Clarence.

Oh, yeah, I got a royal barber, and she hooked me up.

their best teacher, Your Majesty.

- ♪ Royal ♪ - ♪ Royal ♪

- LAVELLE: Oh, my goodness! - MARY: Hashtag "family"!

You might want to look for a promo code.

(both laughing)

Stars, planets,

How long have you felt that way? You know how itchy this is?

I was schooling this boy on the streets of Queens.

- 'Cause I was giving it away, for sure. - AKEEM: Mary.

You really think I'm gonna fail, don't you?

Well, this is fair.

(thunder crashes)

It will take you to your boy.

("I'm a King" by Bobby Sessions and Megan Thee Stallion playing)

born in America...

I used to quite enjoy mopping.

(Mirembe clears throat)

but as you know, my father still breathes.

make something of himself, and this is how he repays me!

should be spectacular.

♪ Hey-hey, hey-hey ♪

(singsongy): Got the whiskers.

♪ A queen who'll do whatever ♪

You have a son, Akeem.

Cleo, thank you.

My hair is on point.

♪ Completely free ♪

But every prince... (sighs)

of a son you barely even know is foolish.

Get some rest, my son.

- to royal ass wiper. - No, no.

but, Mutombo, do you mind if I have a minute with her?