Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AKEEM: Well, look at us.

We do that in Queens.

To find someone that I connected with on every level.

Oh, boy, yeah, that might... he might be.

Behold! Prince Akeem in his natural element,

Play with your grenades and your Kalashnikov.

What do you like?

Trust me, don't look back!

I just want to tell you that every Sunday

Oh, hell no, it ain't. It's a thunderbird.

but I'm-a tell you who I am, man.

Fighting is not for pretty girls and princesses.

(Mirembe sighs)

When I told my mother that my true love was my Queen Lisa,

- ♪ 'Cause I'm royal ♪ - ♪ Royal ♪

Huh. (chuckles)

- On my very first attempt. - Well...

- Famine and Blood Diamond. - Nelson Mandela and Winnie.

But you got no idea what I'm talking about.

I mean, the McFlurby is nothing like the McFlurry.

An army retreats with the sole intention

But if this is something that Lavelle desires,

It's everything that comes with it. Hmm?

- Exactly. - But I've been a force

Enough of this.

♪ She's your ♪

- In the building! - We in Zamunda!

To forget the princely test would be to spit in the faces

Politically incorrect.

♪ Sleepers gotta wake, I'm-a say it again ♪

- You look beautiful. - Thank you.

I don't know who you think you are,

Tinashe, this is your bastard brother from America.

My firstborn child and my only son.

- ♪ Life's about family ♪ - Amen.

Ain't nobody gonna hire you over all these

- Let's go get drunk. - What?

Cuzzo! Happy birthday!

Much has changed in Queens.

♪ Measuring my shoe size, you gonna need a ruler ♪

Take heart in your grief.

♪ When you're away ♪

Ain't that the same brother?

AKEEM: There is but one test that remains:

Where are my people from Zamunda at?

In one of them Fashion Nova dresses.

- LAVELLE: Goddamn! - (laughing)

Yeah? Damn, I'm just trying to be like you.

♪ I got Sexual Chocolate with me ♪

We are going back to America.

♪ Wa... hoo ♪

(chuckling softly)

- I believe I have it now. - Don't hurt nobody.

- ♪ Yeah, ooh ♪ - ♪ What a king ♪

MIREMBE: He flew across the sea

I was only trying to do what is right.

♪ He's leaving ♪

I hear the trade routes have reopened between our nations.

- And his father before him. - Jappa Joffer.

Come now, Father. Everything is going to be...

To be honest, it wasn't a great look on you.

Your brownstone ain't worth no ten million.

and I want to tear you apart.

my daughter, Bopoto!

Oh, my God, please. My father is Mr. Duke.

- Who is Benson? - Benson is you.

we are hearing... and I quote...

uh, time-sensitive propositions.

Y'all look good tonight.

♪ So good, so good, so good ♪

- (laughs) - ♪ We are family ♪

♪ You plus me, what a ride ♪

This is bull shit

♪ Fakers gonna fake, breakers gonna break ♪

And it's all part of my lovely granddaughter's campaign

my royal consigliere.

There was blueface over the black...

So, Lavelle, what did you do in Queens

You gots a son.

♪ Next ruler of this land ♪

cowering at the mercy of the women in his life.

And Daddy never had to sneak you into

- Hey. - What say you, brother?

What kind of man do you think he is?

You know, I went to boarding school,

Hey, um, I don't mean to interrupt,

When the white man move in,

Suck in your stomach and walk thusly.

He is my firstborn, my only son,

that's good enough.

♪ Go big, go big. ♪

and teach them some combinations.

- Feel his presence? - Yes, Father.

He does... Y'all know I was a ho, though, right?

Lavelle Junson, do you take...

Hey, baby, happy birthday!

When I am gone,

BABA: I seen it

I intend to find my bride.

Don't use white voice.

(off-key): ♪ Everyone can see ♪

I-I was not handed anything.

- (murmuring) - Mary. Mary. - LAVELLE: Yo, Mom, for real,

She offered me some of her ceremonial herbs.

- (kick lands) - Ow! Shit!

(cheering and applause)

LAVELLE: Come on.

(laughs): I'm sorry.

♪ What a mighty good king ♪

I hope he's not getting cold feet.

who am I to stand in his way?

I simply acted as my father and king has instructed.

♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪

What I am saying is, when a person is drunk, they may say

Hey, it's Kunta Kinte and Ebola.

Then he must come back to Zamunda

♪ Take us instead ♪

For more on this, we are joined by Semmi.

And what about your sisters?