Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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And now... Salt-N-Pepa!

Lavelle Junson of Queens,

♪ We're together ♪

- (laughs) - ♪ We're giving love ♪

Ah, but I've not come with just words.

- You obese American, you. - No. (stammers)

Near that Chinese restaurant

Anybody could be a Nazi. You ever notice that, Prince?

♪ I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen... ♪

- (chuckling) - (camera clicking)

SEMMI: I had had enough.

- Do they say that? - Yeah, they say that.

(saxophone playing interlude)

He does that from time to time to clear his mind.

you know, I had to, uh, drop out to help with the rent.

(Izzi chuckles)

I just want to look employable.

that my offspring's genetic makeup has caused you.

- I would've cleaned up. - LAVELLE: Uh-huh.

She took the royal jet.

(lively, rhythmic music playing)

♪ Oh, can you see ♪

♪ All the DJs want to feel my breast. ♪

Yeah? (grunts excitedly)

- ♪ Randy Watson's my name ♪ - Take us home.

they got their coffeehouses and their dog parks,

♪ Got the crowd gettin' hype all night, never lose, bruh ♪

Listen to me, young Jedi, okay?

I was doing whatever it took.

the conqueror of countries and hearts...

Uh, Bopoto, what's your favorite movie?

♪ Go big, go big ♪

touch a woman's body at your every whim.

This boy would not have been my first choice,

MAURICE: We are also celebrating

but the people of Zamunda have not.

- We got to go. - Right. Got that thing.

I'm looking for the good stuff, man.

Old Jar Jar Binks lookin' ass.

(RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC STOPS)

♪ One, two, three, nah, little cutie ♪

- ♪ America ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪

(growling softly)

(cheering, whooping)

We got to bust out of this bullshit, man.

Sifo, don't mess with the sarin.

Would you like to leave all this and go back to Queens?

LAVELLE: I just don't belong here.

LAVELLE: Hold up. Hold up.

Oh, see, that's where we part. I like my women Black.

REEM: They still wear silk.

I can promise you there's gonna be some changes around here.

You need to roll with it. This is a princely thing.

MORGAN FREEMAN: In the beginning,

- (groaning, whimpering) - (Baba giggling)

critical thinking and, more importantly, courage.

♪ Get off ♪

LAVELLE: All right, y'all, what am I doing out here?

Prince Lavelle,

It is my potential bastard son.

- Who? - Scientists.

♪ To be loved. ♪

before the all-day shrimp ends at Sizzler's.

you will come face-to-face with your Zamundan heritage.

- Oh. - (crowd gasps, cheers)

And, Princess Omma,

- Wait, what? - Father.

You stay here and protect my family.

♪ Africa. ♪

♪ Sumo, fat crib in the background ♪

What do you think she would say to you now, son?

- Yes. - See where his hand at?

but now they dress like the Best Buy Geek Squad

Really? When'd you figure that out?

(growling softly)

- ♪ Don't need ice, we slide ♪ - ♪ We slide ♪

Keep her as a prisoner

- for bringing my favorite artist back to Africa... - (cheering)

REEM: Ain't nothing happening.

This is bullshit.

♪ A lover and a leader, other kings couldn't be him ♪

Of course I'm familiar with the Barbershop series.

- ♪ Well, I won't tell no lie ♪ - ♪ We ♪

Cut the candles in half.

Hey, I hear you got your boy back.

- Wait, Kendrick Lamar? - No.

Okay? You know we in another country.

- ♪ Time ♪ - ♪ Not like apple pie, sweet ♪

And I'm the boss.

What about you?

Okay, go play now.

at half off, so they come flocking,

as a man, as a king,

- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪

and I'm bestowed with great power.

I'll be right back.

- So be it. (laughs) - And so it is. A'ight.

- Father? - ♪ From Zamunda ♪

♪ Someone to kiss ♪

Has your daughter considered the proposal from my son?

(Izzi laughing)

Oh! That's a damn lion, bruh!

SAUL: It's gonna be the Nazis.

to own businesses in Zamunda.

(clears throat)

♪ When all she wants to do is wrong ♪

I shall return to America

(both chuckling)

Pay attention to me. You know this song.

Oh, wait, wait, we into overtime now.

You're welcome.

blackface photos of you from the office party.

I know what I am to you!

- I raised that boy! - You ain't gonna

- I mean, have you seen a Zamundan movie? - Mm-mm.

It is my pride and my joy.

General Izzi, what a totally unexpected surprise.

of the great Joffers who have come before you.

So, what, like, nothing over a 30% on Rotten Papayas?

- (crowd cheering) - (laughing)