Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Go on, son. - (Semmi choking)

- LAVELLE: Hey. What's up? - MARY: What's up, fellas?

I have known him since he was a little elephant,

What is "uppity"?

Well, well, I was just thinking, since we're related,

It was a totally honest mistake that can happen to anyone

How can I make you a happy princess?

when you are drunk and high,

So wonderful to see you, General.

♪ The image and the style that you're used to ♪

to prepare the way for the grandest creation of all,

A new dawn had arised in Zamunda,

IZZI: King Akeem.

I take my mama to get a McFlurby.

I shall always do what is right for our family.

the birth of Jaffe Joffer.

His death would make me smile!

- (Mary clears throat) - Yes, continue.

Do I have your attention?

No child support for 30 years, and you came back?

He could've told me about this groomer.

Okay, this is going to sound stupid,

If you hire me, I won't let you down.

I take it you are growing accustomed to a palace life.

I don't want to marry her.

And on top of all that,

SAUL: Way down in the jungle deep,

What did you say?

♪ Been 30 years, and I still got ass ♪

- (men screaming) - Oh?

You know, he was here a little while ago

His life is far too worthless.

to reduce our, uh... our what?

♪ We are family ♪

Yes. First attempt. Very brave.

It's a damn lion.

♪ From Zamunda ♪

There are a lot of other beds in this castle.

(soldiers grunt in unison)

♪ To be used at your discretion ♪

- No more surprises. - I promise.

I only like redbone gals.

going behind the king's back?

I could sponsor-feed your scrawny ass.

And if you want to stay here in Queens and marry

- (rapid drumbeat playing) - (crowd clapping rhythmically)

♪ Uh, oh, do me, baby ♪

so there were months where I didn't see

when it comes to arranged marriages.

So you're saying Daddy never donated a building

What do you mean, only ten? Why is there only ten?

(Lavelle stammers)

I'm Totatsi Bibinyana.

(imitates James Brown): Hey!

Babar, the magnificent one.

I've been a, uh...

Good morning, Mother and Father.

♪ Before my liver start to fail ♪

I get it, I get it. A'ight.

- just like my father. - Jaffe Joffer.

You gonna have to get out my chair talking that kind of shit.

what we do know is that he is a man.

and a crazy-ass general breathing down your neck.

(clicking tongue, groans)

He was nicer when he was a prince.

This is madness.

I told you he was gonna come back!

(Izzi laughing)

- Yeah! - Hey, right here!

Could I get two Crown Royals for me and my royal compadre?

And then it began to ram me.

Let there be light.

run in here from Zamunda...

Y'all know my PlayStation ain't going nowhere.

I must be strong.

AKEEM: And then, if memory serves,

Yes, I understand that expression more now.

Prince Lavelle Junson was seen fleeing with the royal groomer.

Let us, let us go for a short break.

I need some protein.

I mean, but you should, though, 'cause I kind of am.

♪ If you want me, baby, here I am ♪

He actually kicked me in the ass.

Dig all that. Okay, now, where my people from Queens at?

It was oxy, and my mom took me.

put your hands together for Johan Dotson!

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey-hey ♪

(lively chatter)

- (roaring) - (screaming)

- (song ends) - (cheering)

She's practically trained for it her whole life.

Yeah, it will, Papa.

LAVELLE: Yeah, you got something.

It ends at 6:00.

she urged me to go to her,

(choir singing in foreign language)

You and only you are the reason why I'm a prince.

Presenting Lavelle Junson of Queens!

That's what I'm talking about.

Who you talking to? (grunting playfully)

Good night, my sweet.

He's trapped. I must save him.

Tomorrow is going to be a very long day.

It couldn't be more perfect.

This is your bastard.

about your bowel movements.

♪ I'm coming to America ♪

Semmi, perhaps you would like to spar with my daughters

But don't worry, I never broke our oath

It'll get you fired.

(crowd cheering)

you sell 'em the upgrade at double the price.

Pepsi, the official soft drink of McDowell's Zamunda.

I would like nothing more than to help your country

Uh, that's Jappa Joffer.

for my father's mistake.

just as you have for your bride.

- MARY: Yes! - (excited chatter)

I too wonder about my own stray bullets.

I'm hungry. I'm...

To have him take his rightful place on the throne.

And without using any animal by-products.

CLARENCE: Hey! Mufasa!

And King Akeem.

This is a house of God, isn't it?

Girl, you is making a statement with that.

Who the hell he think he talking to? Coming in here...

♪ Come and walk the yellow brick road ♪

At any moment, a world leader can come

...so I suggest you mind your tongue!

Thank you for your visit, General.

But he cannot know that you know who he is.

in the barbaric land of Queens

I came with a gift for your new prince.

- We are undercover Africans. - (women laughing)

Right now you are getting very in and out of my pocket.

No. Nobody want to hear that on my birthday.

Bastard child here. (laughs)