Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah! - (excited chatter)

Good morning My negro friend

♪ Oh, say, can you see ♪

are the heir to the throne of Zamunda.

...maybe we should get married at the palace.

No more of a disadvantage than having a father

I can't believe it. This is so beautiful.

And as your brother.

Many thanks for your well wishes, General Izzi,

promises to do things differently,

(rhythmic drumbeat playing)

Well, I'm prince, right?

You dress like a slave from the future.

And I believe that you...

Do you think Lisa will be understanding?

No, you are the bait to switch.

WOMAN (in distance): ♪ Someone to care ♪

♪ Get off ♪

- Gerald Levert Joffer? - (laughing): No.

MARY: I am so hungry,

Wh-Why? Where are we going?

who shall one day sit on the throne of Zamunda?

Zamundan-American aristocratic blended family.

Then let us proceed!

all the visible objects in the universe

I've come back for my son.

Oh, children, you can go and play.

the prince or something.

Come on, y'all.

- ♪ Say he winning, he lied ♪ - ♪ Lied ♪

I was ready to riot anyway.

Now, you tell me, where is King Akeem?

♪ Lonely hours ♪

- That wasn't no accident. - (laughter)

Sorry, pal. You're gonna have to go into the app.

SEMMI: Who do you think you are, Reem,

♪ We got the moves... ♪

Whatever you like.

- My ex-lax? - (laughter) - MAN: Cut.

That's the last surprise.

What? You don't want to get married?

(chuckles) Good class today, children.

- Bill Nye did a... - The Science Guy.

the same way this General Izzi is coming after you.

♪ We got the moves... ♪

have turned out to be unfounded.

- Is she addicted to drugs or... - What?

Father, I did not sow my royal oats.

You go put some purple on that ho

You can't even squeeze a tit nowadays.

He is not a prince anymore.

- Let him pass. - All right. (muttering)

I come from a long line of broke-ass nobodies.

Okay. All right, well...

MARY: I ain't been in a limo since '00.

Teach this girl some respect.

- ♪ Coming to America ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪

We don't be talking that kind of shit about the hungry babies.

It's not the Golden Arches.

(grunting and groaning)

("To Be Loved" playing)

Adam Watson on XBOX

If something is good...

Yeah, give it up! Give it up for Davido!

- anything less than two-ply. - Oh!

Be the prince from Queens.

(laughs) Look at that.

Good morning, Mother and Father.

Presenting the crown prince of Zamunda,

- Virgin? Not our Mary. - She ain't no virgin.

this neighborhood didn't have shit.

Prince Lavelle shall serve as an ambassador to America.

will you be ready to become prince.

Love has once again triumphed in Zamunda.

Ma, pack your bags, man. We out.

Got five tickets to the Middle Tennessee game tonight!

may soon be upon us.

Then it is settled!

♪ Run my bathwater, run the kingdom, run it smarter... ♪

That mean they're gonna sharpen your tool, nephew.

putting an end to decades of suffering for all our people.

♪ Sexual Chocolate ♪

Vacations were canceled, holidays ignored.

- No. - Come on, yo.

Good evening, my neighbors.

♪ Sad, sad, sad. ♪

I do know smartphones.

(laughter, indistinct chatter)

Well, if you're going to wear that dress,

I want to thank you for releasing my sister

I need to find my mom. I need to find my Uncle Reem.

♪ We got the moves... ♪

to cover up a cocaine addiction, Calvin?

The royal privates are clean, ma'am.

MARY: And my name is Mary. How you doing?

I need 200 more dollars.

Lavelle, is this what you want?

You ain't got to lie like that to get some of this ass.

- Hmm? - (roars)

But you know what? I'll bump uglies with your homeboy.

Mm-hmm. Get up and whip him, Sweets.

No, no, no, family blood.

Everything is coming out...

- Although there are exceptions. - Like what?

♪ Money no be problem 'cause I'm royal ♪

to be standing where you are in this moment.

So, you know something?

no ass-whipping from no white man.

You got any kids? I got kids.

and take the princely test.

Come through, Babar, my friend.

♪ Neophytes gonna make mistakes ♪

Do you see me hopping on one leg and barking like a dog?

- Very good. Very good! - (chuckling)

- something that they regret... - So, whenever a woman

- Hey! What's up, y'all? - Hey!

♪ He's good in every hood, and he's got his own country ♪