Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Play that saxophone.
Oh, yes, I did.
AKEEM: I want a woman that's going to
- Total baboon dung. - (laughs)
- ♪ Yeah, ooh ♪ - ♪ What a king ♪
- Can you wait right here? - Okay.
Because I will be expecting a wedding tomorrow.
- Put your chin up. - Mm-hmm.
Look, man, you haven't liked me since I got here,
He probably over there right now working the St. John's game.
To broker a peace hinging on the testosterone-clouded whims
(song ends)
Heir to the throne of Zamunda,
You know what, I-I just can't wait for them to find
- It's a rat tail. - (laughs)
I don't know why you would apologize.
(sobbing loudly)
Whoa, look at you.
You are intoxicated, my queen.
♪ So I am looking for a sister ♪
did Prince Akeem battle bug-eyed burglars,
MARY: Yes, girl, me and you 'bout to turn it up.
.
Been getting that look my entire life.
Like what?
Within a week.
MARY: Mm.
and that wretched woman with him, as well.
Whose auntie is this?
Okay.
You cholesterol dumpster fire, you.
this whole damn kingdom.
Damn!
Well, to prove myself.
TINASHE: Three daughters!
The only woman I have ever lain with is Lisa.
I have known him since he was a small elephant.
♪ An object of affection ♪
Everyone in Zamunda knows
Well played, King Akeem.
I am actually here with a purpose.
- Totatsi! Call the guards! - (chuckles)
Oh, really? Why do you say that, General?
♪ ♪
And it's not like you're the first man I've ever been with.
You are the son of the king of Zamunda.
If he has Joffer blood running through his veins,
Marriage blood, yes?
Peace, Calvin.
Punisher of infidel!
Amen!
♪ Take us home, now ♪
♪ We cannot lose... ♪
And he took his Uncle Reem
The long arm of the family court bring 'em back every time.
You've been judging me since I walked in here.
♪ The Humpty Dance ♪
Wait, wait, wait, wait. (gasps)
- Jimmie "JJ" Walker Joffer? - No.
and his bride, Princess Mirembe.
Yes. There's a fluidity to it.
but as Prince Akeem.
You fool, what have you done to me?!
♪ ♪
My prince asked me to stay here about an hour ago.
(laughing)
Meeka is so upset.
- Amen! Amen! - Amen!
Take your ass out of here. You buy you a Flowbee
♪ That you ain't been gettin' served ♪
Hello.
(drum and bass play three beats)
One time.
And these.
Was that on your tenth or 11th try?
I cannot ignore hundreds of years of tradition.
the tamer of elephants,
Please.
(crowd gasping)
Zamundans, I give you...
(mouthing)
Wazzupguys i will get you fired.
My one question is: How will you conquer your fear?
That one is Tunde Joffer.
("Assurance" by Davido playing)
In a most promising twist,
- Ceremonial... - (drumbeat plays)
Like father, like son.
Look.
♪ I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen ♪
♪ After you say I can ♪
LAVELLE: James Brown Joffer.
Cat food.
that kind of male role model could put you at a disadvantage?
- Zoot! - SOLDIERS: Zoot!
♪ He lookin' like a meal every time I see him ♪
LAVELLE: A'ight.
You damn right you are.
And I realized, if I was ever going to sow my oats
In this political climate, Black man can't be taking
- Now, you go enjoy that bath. - All right.
(chuckles) No doubt, you are
I much needed to hear the wisdom of a father.
I can't believe he has done this.
the lion stepped on the signified monkey's feet.
This reeks of Semmi.
(laughing)
Hmm? Wait a minute.
- ♪ Come on ♪ - ♪ Haters gonna hate ♪
relieve its burden of poverty.
(yells)
- Ah. - (chuckles)
You know, like, I-I never really got
What is your name?
Now, do you or do you not understand that?
- Then she gonna get her own place. - That's right.
It means "friend."
(drums play brief, dramatic beat)
Happy birthday, cuz!
Poppy
under one flag
You're the king.
Uh, ay... (scoffs)
to have a better life.
I should not have done that.
It's time for me to start becoming my own king.
American cinema is the best.
Your Black president finally united this great country.
IZZI: King Akeem. (chuckles)
And I-I-I can't... I can't be what he wants me to be.
(crowd cheering)
(laughing)
very good to see you again...
That's how we do it in Queens, though.
REEM: This ain't right.
Where is your prince?
who drugged him and had sex with him.
Yeah, but it's all gone to hell now.
BOTH: ♪ Stop what you're doing 'cause I'm about to ruin ♪
I can't wait to go home and...
I wonder who told you that.
- But the laws. - Will change.
For educational purposes.
Just keep running! Keep running! Run!
you didn't really do anything wrong, did you?
So I guess, uh,