Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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(laughing continues)
My fellow player.
You think they don't need you?
.
Look at this foyer! (laughing)
How you doing, son?
♪ Far away ♪
MIREMBE: But what about your people here?
♪ Let me show you, baby, I'm a talented boy. ♪
♪ Don't need ice, we slide ♪
(lion growling)
- Diana Ross! - (chuckles) Nope.
I remember meeting this morally bereft woman,
- in the land of Queens. - (thunder crashes)
- ♪ Find somebody to love ♪ - 'Cause life's about love.
General Izzi will return in one day,
Be as your father.
- I'm the king of this shop. - Exactly.
that you don't know anything about.
Okay, so you thought the best response was
I'm calling you Calvin.
No more surprises, my sweet.
My son, it appears your shortcomings in masculinity
I advise you to reconsider my offer.
You are king now.
(chuckles) Well, I can dig that, too.
- ♪ I'm so fl-fl-fly ♪ - ♪ I'm fly ♪
(laughing)
I love you, Cleo.
I always thought that Meeka was going to be queen.
Yeah, it's like Bruce Lee said, "Be like water."
Father? Boy...
- Now let me hear you say, "Hey, ho." - I don't know...
Tell Akeem the truth at once.
and my brownstone on Foch Boulevard is worth $10 million.
- What? - Oh, King Yum's.
♪ So as not to offend or unnerve... ♪
Wait, almost?
You are one step closer to...
It all sucks! Y'all can have it.
Yes, he has fleed to America for love just as I did.
Boy, why you ain't tell me you was bringing company?
What are you... Oh, what is wrong with you?
(Sugar Cube beatboxing)
Every day, I have moved closer to the comfort of life,
You ain't got to.
- (phones ringing) - (quiet chatter)
(grunting fiercely)
- My brownstone is, too, worth $10 million! - (Morris laughs)
(Lavelle sighs)
Let's have it now while I'm alive.
What about the land of Queens?
Just one big, happy
Our people will be safe.
Oh, my God, Father. To be on fleek is no more.
- This is a regal gait. - Okay.
First of all, shout-out to King Akeem and his family
And my moms.
Oh, then he must be feeling better. (chuckles)
(chuckles)
and 30 years of delicious fast food.
So, um, is anybody gonna tell me
Hey!
I'm freaking out right now because these three girls,
Lavelle Junson of Queens.
this fine Zamundan woman, I shall not stand in your path.
- And you look so fre... - Right? Right?
- You's a dummy! - (laughter)
Hey, bartender!
,
- But what shall I do? - Just wait.
(laughing): Ooh, ooh! What?!
- (whispers indistinctly) - (laughs)
- What is going on here? - AKEEM: Oh, children.
Mirem...
it's so detrimental to a child.
...beings.
the strength of our ancestors, I shall know he is of my blood.
the Zamunda News Network has confirmed
♪ A queen to be forever ♪
to give much respect due
and people thought he was crazy
This is Bull shit
(laughing heartily)
From here on out,
- (chuckling) - AKEEM: Yes, it's, uh,
Whatever is your favorite movie.
His death would make me smile.
Would you dare banish me from my own bedroom?
.
(song ends)
(labored breathing)
Well, yeah, see, I was three credits short
♪ Can they be that close? Ha! ♪
(chuckling)
But I am just a wife.
Long ago, I had your spirit.
♪ America. ♪
That's really inspiring.
or where I'm from.
("These Streets" by Mi Casa playing)
And you cannot turn your back on your family.
It's science.
AKEEM: Your great-grandfather.
- We in the house! - In the building!
'Cause you gonna get a whole slice.
- (door closes) - Ah.
- (saxophone solo playing) - (cheering)
♪ What a king, what a king, what a king ♪
Yeah, well, I'm not like every other prince.
- It's cava-what? - Caviar, Mom.
TINASHE: He's doing pretty good.
♪ Ain't nothing move if they ain't got me ♪
(loudly imitates birdcall)
(screams)
I was looking for the perfect vagina.
Yes. Turn around.
(cheering and applause)
No, I'm not saying I-I don't want to get married.
(drumbeat plays)
("Koroba" by Tiwa Savage playing)
Hey, yo, I-I can't do this right now, man.
(hissing, snarling)
Come on, y'all! You want it, I got it!
They bathe you, okay?
so you bounced to Queens to find a wife on your own terms.