Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay? It is dangerous.

- Okay. Uh-huh. - Culture,

Africans undercover. Oh, that's good, baby.

It's okay. It's okay.

(all murmuring quietly)

to the Middle Tennessee State game, man.

Okay, I'll back up.

I came here for blood.

♪ Waiting only ♪

I give you a week.

- SOLDIERS: Zoot! - What's "zoot"?

someone who has dedicated her life to this country.

- (sighs) - ♪ Hey ♪

General Izzi, he will use the passing of our great king

LAVELLE: Well, um...

- (song ends) - (cheering)

I need to talk to you.

And that is the story of the bunny and the bear.

Please allow me the honor

- Hold him. - Hey, yo, ain't got to restrain me. Yo...

- So be it. - LAVELLE: So be it.

- ♪ As we walk on by ♪ - ♪ Ay ♪

but it has always been a dream of mine to...

You're not just a father.

- You was a ho. - MARY: I wasn't selling it.

are my princely robes not on fleek?

- That's right. - But, she... they had to go off to their nuptials.

Now, please sit back and relax.

she can't be your heir?

(playing upbeat tune)

I am the heir to the throne of Zamunda.

That's Forest Whitaker.

You're the king.

That is impossible.

(Baba giggling)

What do you think your mother would say now?

It seems that the last time I...

♪ He's a godsent original, the king of my dreams ♪

Meeka, this is your bast...

Their mascot is a big turkey.

♪ I must leave, but soon I'll return to you ♪

'cause you understand, while y'all was out here

That egg foo yong made me have to stop off

♪ We are family ♪

Remember your father's final words.

And I promise you,

- Say it again. - Amen, girl. - Hallelujah! Amen!

Ah, just like the Kardashians! (laughs)

- Line. - MAN: Reset!

- What's up, fam? - (Lavelle laughs)

wanted you to marry a Nexdorian girl,

All three of you?

♪ What a king, what a king ♪

Look, um, I just want to apologize.

I'd always imagined there'd be a womanizing, sexist officiant

- Uh, please just call me Calvin. - All right.

LAVELLE: Uh-uh. Ain't happening like that, man.

(Izzi exclaims)

(chuckles) You got a dope closet, baby.

♪ All of the people around me, they say ♪

I would nothing more... I would... (laughs)

I must admit, your manner and your style

I cannot stress how important it is that you're here

♪ Coming to America. ♪

To-mah-to, to-may-to.

It is the only way. You must.

Well, I'm sure your father would understand

And you have to put McDowell's first.

Am I the weak one?

(Lavelle continues yelling in distance)

influenced by the McDonald's menu.

Not the shrimp.

♪ All the DJs want to feel my breasts ♪

present to you my daughter, Bopoto!

Where the hell is Zamunda?

What the hell I was thinking that I could have this?

- ♪ Yes, he did... ♪ - He said, if you ain't got

♪ Someone to share ♪

CLARENCE: And I'll tell you something else.

Perhaps your son can be...

Maybe it would taste much better with a...

Yeah. I'm 'bout it.

Tuck in your backside.

I'll be... I'll be right back.

♪ She's your queen to be ♪

♪ Go big, go big, go big, go big ♪

- Hey, Ma, tell 'em we already did this! - That's okay, baby.

Carbon footprint.

- No. - Jabba the Hutt Joffer.

(laughs) And what's up with y'all and lion whiskers?

The boy must pass the princely test.

Lovely. (chuckles)

♪ And anywhere I go, me no need no introduction or permission ♪

Mother, don't you have a dress like that?

is on the other side of the world.

Just one of the many backward Zamundan traditions.

They've got Egg McMuffins.

I have lost my appetite.

may have forgotten his story,

Just sort of, like, in between opportunities.

Who is it? Who is it?

- ♪ I ain't drinkin' ♪ - ♪ Get off ♪

I'm gonna live my life with the woman I love.

(deep voice): I've been watching you all evening,

so don't come at me with

Is anybody gonna tell me why these mashed potatoes is black?

Uh... is there a goal you have?

- All right, Ma. Thank you. - Go get washed.

I'll see you in one week, my prince.

Besides, what kind of kingdom is this?

but, yeah, it... yes, you're right

He has an urgent matter to discuss with you.

BOTH: "Follow the thunderbird."

Oh, that's that gentrification.

Perhaps now you would like

there are certain freedoms that exist outside of Zamunda.

Are you making fun of me?

ever since his handsome and mad smart uncle showed up."

somebody to love, go out and find somebody to love.

I hope you like, uh, pumpkin pie.

♪ We are family ♪

Now, I want you to take these tickets up there.

This long-ass table, all this food,

the inspiration for Mufasa...

but there was no inappropriate mating.

What better way to spend your night than paying to watch

(both chuckling)

Follow the thunderbird?

He's in the back.

Well, I too was... how can I say this?

I can do that better.

Just let me go throw up real quick, and, uh...