Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

REEM: Benson, y'all got some crab cakes, man?
So let's get these rings on these fingers
OMMA: A woman isn't allowed to rule Zamunda.
Just call me your second mom.
(crowd gasping, murmuring)
- So there's no meat? - There's no meat.
Let me get my Spotify on deck real quick.
Yes, the limousine is waiting for you right downstairs.
- That's her song. - That's Prince!
♪ ♪
- what you're going through. - Yes.
Uh, and my, uh, grandfather and great-uncle,
I got five! Got five!
He's been here for hours.
(gasping)
Hey. How you doing?
Yeah, for 25 cents a day,
♪ We are family ♪
You will be safe.
♪ And moments of despair ♪
Okay.
That's the kid that's always out in front of the Garden.
- So nice, I want 'em to say it twice. - Go on, preacher!
♪ Here I am ♪
my parents, except for breaks, and, uh, it can be hard.
I heard everything General Izzi said to you.
...the wrestler of lions,
With your permission, King Akeem.
AKEEM: Yes, Father.
Ain't no castle or mountain of gold
I don't see no Lunchables or no lunch trays up here, nothing!
your dad knocked up my mom and dragged my ass back to Africa.
♪ In America ♪
What you need to do is learn to relax.
(spits)
- We want to welcome you all to McDowell's Zamunda. - (cheering)
♪ We got the moves ♪
Yes, but some things have not.
Master of disaster!
♪ I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen. ♪
I'm sorry I slept with your man.
Today is my birthday.
Defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls.
And the troubles never stop, Akeem.
(high-pitched barking)
♪ We are family ♪
In fact, I got one granddaughter used to be my grandson.
♪ Make water carry me dey go far away ♪
BOTH: ...why ruin it?
Like what, exactly?
(excited chatter)
♪ I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen ♪
until he made a giraffe do the Electric Slide.
(whimpers) Oh, I'm-a miss her crazy ass.
(somber music playing)
A semiautomatic shotgun wedding it will be!
But at the time, it seemed like a good plan.
Akeem.
Semmi, look.
the prince of Zamunda.
I wouldn't want to go back to plotting your death.
(panting quietly)
Walk your own path.
New dress. Who this?
You know, I know this man all up in the crevice.
Okay.
I know this man all the way live.
IZZI: There is Bopoto, my daughter.
You can get a Lyft Lux.
- I'm-a go pack. (laughs) - Okay, baby. (squeals)
What every dangerous house cat likes.
Oh.
♪ Leaving on the midnight train ♪
Yes.
(soldiers shout in unison)
- ♪ Get off ♪ - ♪ I'll only call you ♪
on American soil,
I kicked you in the leg. Come on.
Our great king had gone away forever.
You know, when the colored man here,
The end is near.
- Just kill him. - Kill him!
You can see it in how he walks low to the ground.
- Oh, don't say it to... - No, not to his mother.
we use in battle called the feigned withdrawal.
(indistinct chatter)
You haven't heard the story.
Continue.
But, no, instead he runs off to America without a word to me.
Am I familiar with... (stammers) Look at me.
and the man that I always wanted to be
IZZI: Ooh.
is also a test of courage, yes?
Yo, what's wrong with the way I walk now?
You're family now.
It is better to be bound by blood and marriage
Remember in Queens, night after night,
AKEEM: Where do we begin?
Meeka Joffer shall rule as queen.
the most blasphemous thing I've ever heard. (chuckles)
This bastard.
Oh, it's okay. I got it in when I was young.
and they want to kill people.
Teach the young prince how to walk like royalty.
Good night.
♪ We got the moves ♪
You walk like an American pimp.
(drumbeat ends)
Zamunda, Wakanda, Connecticut... I don't know where you from.
♪ You're the one I want, oh ♪
♪ ♪
and retrieve this errant child of mine.
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
Just one more time, just-just to make sure.
(laughs quietly)
This Babar, he is my friend.
(yells fiercely)
They can turn your penis into a vagina now.
♪ Go big, go big ♪
So delicious.
You come from a long line of Joffers, and...
♪ Good morning to the world out there... ♪
Yes. It will be a prosperous
to be more polite,
♪ We are family ♪
Come here, you gentle giant. (sighs)
You family now.
from the north to the east.
No, no. No!
Silence!
where I caught the runs last Saturday.
The midnight train to Georgia.
I am King Akeem Joffer,
Are those coins? Are those gold bars?
Hey, Prince-o. (chuckles)
Well, except women are not allowed
♪ I'm-a say it loud, give me a group, not one man ♪
Your king and father should have taught you
aside from some insane rituals y'all have here,
The shame must be unbearable,
told me the story that your pops
This is true about sequels.
There's cash.
Oh, my God.
So, what, American entertainment?
by uniting your bastard with my Bopoto?
I-I'm late for my bath. What am I looking for?
(growling softly)
all of my father's favorite curses for you.
Excuse me.
♪ Chioma, my lover ♪
(soldiers roar)
My nephew could be eaten by a man-eating lion!
and if there's no wedding, he most certainly will attack.
Yes. It is the same as a technique
Did you run here all the way from Africa?