Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Well, you kind of are a mistake. - Okay.

You think you look respectable?

But what did you say... the other men

(birds chirping)

I'll be gone in a minute, 'cause I'm about to be

It is the most selfish act, unworthy of a Joffer!

and now there can be peace.

- (gasping, choking) - I... o-okay, okay.

- We're about to fix it into overdrive, okay? - (whoops)

Meeka might have wanted to be your heir?

marrying your princess.

♪ Go big, go big ♪

(growling quiets)

Need I remind you I was face-to-face

the arrival of our new Beyond Big Mick Burger!

- King Akeem. - Yes.

To call you a shit stain brought him much joy.

♪ 23 positions in a one-night stand ♪

Amen! Okay, so do I get my own hut with my private shaman?

Nah, I'm being dead-ass.

for one of his, um, evening strolls.

- ♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪ - ♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪

- ALL: Happy birthday! - (cheering)

- Right? - What's this? What's this?

to let them cut it off?

I'm not supposed to be here.

♪ What a king, what a king, what a king ♪

- I got 'em. Mm-hmm. - (cheering)

♪ Yes, we are ♪

I think it is best you go to bed and get some rest.

- So I actually have a son? - A bastard son.

The burdens of my country are not yours to carry.

The tests are also a challenge of the mind.

Hear me, Prince Akeem.

MARY: I got to get some shots for the Gram.

Would you like us to bathe you?

We've got Egg McStuffins.

TOTATSI (over TV): It appears a royal wedding

♪ Go big, go big, go big, go big ♪

did it say that you-you didn't graduate college?

Oh, well, there's only ten in the pack, so...

I wanted to find more than a wife.

You want to get rid of the royal princely braid?

This is a joke.

(Morris laughing)

You do not know me.

(woman laughing in other room)

that's gonna stop me from loving her.

- I should not have done that. - Wait. Wait, hold on.

We all gonna die. Just don't know how.

You sure you're in the right room?

Did it ever occur to you that maybe

So, the customer thinks that they're buying something

Somebody need to whip your ass.

Uncle Reem of Queens... you're welcome in my kingdom.

and you know the law.

Holidays ignored.

Oh, that's my song!

That is your father.

It's your party, Prince.

Hey, dig this here.

Not that you are a mistake.

- So you know this man? - I definitely know this man.

- I am McDowell's. - And I am Zamunda.

You cannot stroll down the street like we did years ago.

to the king who made a difference in our world.

Look here, boy. Look here.

MIREMBE: The wedding was grand

It's a big step.

♪ It's hard for me to say what's right ♪

You have an illegitimate son.

People writing me off 'cause of the way I talk

I was Will Smith's Aladdin, okay?

♪ He dresses like a dapper don, but even in jeans ♪

How much child support she getting from you?

to even suggest such a thing.

whose best friend introduced him to a strange woman

without an heir with a nut sack.

Yo, that's awesome.

He has already ordered my execution three times.

You've got your country to run

Mighty Jokeim Joffer,

Just cut it off.

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

God woke me up early this morning.

♪ Strip your dress down like I was stripping a Peter ♪

Well, I found it is helpful to think of them

King Akeem has returned from America with a son.

- Yo! Man, look at you. - (laughing)

♪ Still got the looks, still got the sass ♪

I always thought that she was the wisest of all the Joffers.

Which sucks because I am so motivated.

And I am the MF'ing king.

Then they gonna save up her money.

I want to be with you.

♪ These streets... ♪

♪ 'Cause this nation's only hope ♪

I'm a prince from Queens.

"The boy been balling on this princely-ass test

Do it for our country.

the legend of Prince Akeem

I think my kingdom was safer with me gone and you in charge.

a new sense of hope

Bastard brother. They know.

You know, my whole life, I had dreams

King Akeem, I have come to give you congratulations

searching rather unsuccessfully for the woman of your dreams.

- Hey. Oh, oh, oh, oh. - SAUL: Whoa, whoa.

- Hmm? - You a prince now. Okay?

He has already ordered your exla... Shit.

Tell me, Semmi, this urgent matter...

♪ You're the one I need, oh ♪