Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

where they gave you a free steak dinner

I was the last kid on Earth who liked clowns.

In the Air Force, when we showed up late, people died.

2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 11 x 19 = 7026

Marrying a cousin worked out great for my parents.

He doesn't even want to.

X-Men: Days of Future Past, Enders Game...

I'd like to request a hip replacement:

It's an e-cigarette.

Started drinking like a fish.

I don't want to live.

Unless... the sanest man in town declared war on these parties

of The Gay Men's Chorus of Springfield

Now, Dad, memory lane's not what it used to be.

if I wasn't wearing my own smiling teeth off, I'd look very angry because I warned you this morning.

In honor of that record you broke,

Elysium, Snow Piercer,

Uh, we just want to make sure kids have a chance

We are officially blacklisting you, my friend.

that is neither fun nor fittening,