Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

how much Grampa went through for people like me.

Like we used to treat P.O.W.s

so no one will ever read this total gibberish.

and sticking pins in a donkey's butt.

Stuck on a girl, eh?

Thanks for the ride, Jack Kerouac.

Do your worst, you old goats.

who see her every night in their horrible flashbacks.

We called her "Sunny"

Oh, those are totally legal.

That day, I broke the sound barrier and then some.

You're Only Pleasant When You Want Something.

But when the bounce house renters

and the pony ride operators find out what you've done...

If you make a grand gesture, you can get any girl you want,

'cause we're gonna set you straight once and for all.

Mine is portable indoor Dutch shuffleboard.

If it's the blue hair and the schnozz you're digging,

After Earth, I Am Legend,

Tell me, does he like bubblegum or strawberry?

Thank you, son.

They rented chairs.

I'm not afraid of Big Birthday.

This majestic B-17 has been lovingly restored

where everyone gets a gift bag and no parent gets off easy.

I was about to reel one in.

When did you learn how to fly?

I think I'm gonna steer clear of Van Houtens for a while.

Started drinking like a fish.

At night, we cooled off at the local watering hole,

for one whole year.