Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

doesn't give you the right to bully those who don't have girlfriends...
He doesn't care about her. He's using her to drive me crazy.
Do you not like that apartment?
Says who?
Last name's Kim. We're the only ones in Stars Hollow.
Where have you been? I thought Taylor auctioned you off.
- But, right now, out there... - Just buy your own basket.
You absolutely must keep her from that boy.
Lorelai, anything new with you?
I can't be your eyes and your ears and your brain.
- Really? - Yes.
If you forget about the house across the street, I don't see why you shouldn't.
- I wasn't off with Jess. Jess outbid him. - I know.
Of all the nutty, barn-raising shindigs this town can cook up...
One of them's seen Ghostbusters 124 times. Can you say 'score'?
- I just need to make a call. - Here.
Are you breaking up with me?
- The monkey? - William Holden.
- Patty. - All right.
Really? Try it. The Fountainhead is classic.
- That's terrible, Kirk. - Twelve brothers and sisters.
So part of love is trust. You have to trust her.
There. Thank you, Mom.
you can instead put in a pretty basket and auction off for charity.
- Yes, I do. - Okay, good.
No underwater dining. Got it.
- I hope Kirk enjoys it. - I don't understand.
Oh, God! Sorry. No, nothing. Nothing's wrong.
I'm paying him off in weekly installments in crinkle-cut carrot sticks.
You don't know anything about me, or my life, or my mom, or Luke.
Which, if you hang out with him, gets you into trouble. I don't want that.
- I don't know. I might be baking. - I'll pick you up at 7:00.
- You don't? - No.
- Luke. - $47.50.
- Hello? - Hi.
Why?
I swear, Mom, there's just something about that kid that...
- Lorelai, do you have your cell phone? - Yeah, is everything okay?
- Okay, thanks anyhow. - Yes. Goodbye.
- Diner's probably on fire by now. - You are stubborn.
So, Patty has taken it upon herself to find me a man.
- You rock. - Thank you.
- The Fountainhead. - Yes.
- You wanted to read The Children's Hour. - I did? When?
You're such a beautiful girl, and you deserve a nice guy.
stop the car, and take you out. And I want to be able to call you.
You stole my book.
Were you successful?
Okay. Fine. I just wanted to check with you first.
- You've been discussing this with Dean? - He discussed it with me.
Darling, you can't be trusted to do it yourself.
So...
Lord, will you look at this?
It's no Lenny Bruce routine, but it has its moments.
Dean, it's just a silly town thing.
- As soon as Rory's ready. - She's not going with you.