Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Jackson? - What?
That's because you have a pretty boy to bid on your basket.
You wanted to move in together?
- Okay, I have $5. Do I hear $10? - $10.
- Withdrawn. - Okay, I'm still at $5. Do I hear $10?
- So I'll be in my room. - Okay. Good.
So who did you want to get it?
I asked for you, and then she asked why.
That kid is more screwed up than you think he is.
- Fine. - Obviously.
Because that is pathetic.
I'll be right back!
Can we stop the bidding for just a second?
Wow, a place in Stars Hollow you actually like. I'm stunned.
We got pizza. We looked at some books.
Ladies and gentlemen, now this is a basket.
Would you like to go to dinner sometime...
Need? No. But want? That's a different story.
It's quaint, isn't it?
I do like you, Lane.
- My mother didn't even make one for me. - That's very sad.
Thank you. Why do you have a very nice picture of me?
- Can I come in? - It's not my house. I can't stop you.
He was messing with me, and it's the last time, I swear to God.
I have nothing to say. I never have anything to say.
that is, when he bothers to show up at all, and he just...
Good, the next time the roof in the diner's leaking...
I have $35 going once, $35 going twice.
You'd much rather be sitting out here than inside working.
I'm good. How're you doing?
Before you knew Patty put you on the dating game...
- Didn't you see the mouthing? - I saw the mouthing.
- I got plates here. - Caesar, you're in charge.
and I want to go, and I want to take a date.
You talk. I have to call Patty and stop the forced mating process.
Not yet. He's coming over and we're gonna smooth things over, hopefully.
I invited my cousin David to come and bid on my basket...
to the turkey-calling contest?
Our lunches are looking good.
and only you can save me from the double pathetic. Please.
Call me back when you know. Okay. Thank you.
- I'm glad you enjoyed it. - I did. Shall we?
- Okay. $50. - No.
David came by here 15 minutes ago! Said you ran off somewhere.
This is the Henry basket.
Kirk, you just offered $20. You upped your own bid.
He's here, he's breathing. That's enough.
- He's not trying to weasel his way. - In where?
- Dean is gonna be here any minute. - He probably wants to talk to you anyhow.
With two forms of ID.
I told you the lease was up on my apartment, and I asked you...
I don't like this at all. Who is he? This boy who hurt you?
Sunset Boulevard was on last night.
- When? - Soon.
Just having someone who you love, or have some kind of crazy crush on...
- Yes, I do. - Did you tell him to eat lunch first?
- was for home improvement reasons? - Yes.
I don't know, from the things I've seen, and the things I hear...