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- I'm not helping you with this. - Oh, come on.
- Yeah. - Yeah, Carmen.
Hey, Dennis! Could you help me with this keg, please?
I lost my job at the Wawa.
I'm sorry. Are you doing another scene? I- I-
- Nice cover, dick. - Thanks.
All right, so it starts out I'm not feeling good. I'm havin' headaches and-
We're gonna start dating. And that's the way that life works, man!
- [Mac] You did what? - I slept with her.
Yeah, but Charlie's got such great hair. Is he gonna lose all of his hair?
Now I'm gonna have to go into remission or something so they don't think I was lying.
I know that, man. You don't grab.
Okay, you know what? You gotta choose. Charlie's waitress or a hot new bartender?
- And second of all, it's gross! - I'm sure that there's something Mac and I can do for you...
- Might as well call it Rape Bar. - No, no, no.
So, uh- I mean, I'm glad we can talk.
[Exhales]
There's one little issue. Yeah. Oh!
Okay. Only under one condition.
Here's the thing though... about cancer.
It's just that Mac and Sweet Dee are down in the car waitin' for me.
I won't be able to pay my bills!
Yeah.
You don't have to say anything. Here, check these pamphlets out.