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- We thought you were dying! - Guys, guys, guys, listen!
And just 'cause she doesn't have the right measurements or whatever, you freak out.
who moved to the big city with big dreams...
[Door Closes]
- Not bad. It's good. - Are you sure?
Sure, yeah. What things?
It's not a thing to walk away about. Whatever.
That’s a dick in those pants
- That was a horrible thing to do! - Well, I'm a bad guy then.
She's probably gettin' the money though, right?
Oh, my God! I think you broke my nose!
She's gonna feel sorry for him, and then she's gonna sleep with him.
Dennis, our bar is in South Philly in a scary alley.
- So Sweet Dee's in? - Yeah. Uh, under one condition.
- You lied to me. - No, I didn't.
- Dennis. - [Announcer On TV] That's a three-pointer.
Gross.
Apparently, she's got this hot new friend who sh-she-
- She really likes me. So thank you, man. - You're welcome, man!
- Sweet Dee's out. - [Mac] What?
- Yeah. I'm- I'm all right. - Yeah?
- Really? - Mm-hmm. Except for Charlie and the whole cancer thing.
[Charlie] Sweet Dee's in what?
- Hey. - Hey.
It totally worked. It totally- I don't know what you said, but we went out on this date.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- She instantly started comin' on to me. - Really?
Uh, well-We, uh, you know- [Chuckles]
I know, man. I don't know what happened. I mentioned the cancer thing.