Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How could you do this? - Oh, well, excuse me for bein'...

- That's awesome. - Okay, you know the waitress over at the coffee shop...

But we found the perfect girl for Charlie.

- Uh, they're at the velvet-rope clubs on Delaware Avenue. - Why?

I was just leaving actually.

Hey, uh, look, man.

- I really shouldn't. - Then don't.

And that's what I do...

- He doesn't have cancer. - Well, how could you not tell me...

oh, i'm a terrible man!

I'm just a small-town girl...

No. I work out, like, every day.

That's one of those, uh, Lance Armstrong "Race for the Cure"...

- The waitress doesn't even like you. - Yeah?

Oh I'm a terrible man

- You must be a very compassionate person. - I'm not.

She grabbed me from behind. It was instinctual.

Oh. [Chuckles] Yeah.

- Smart, beautiful, the whole thing. - Where?

- We had to pay her $250 to have sex with you! - Aha! Because-

Oh, you know what? This is so you. I tell you I need some help behind the bar.

Wow, dude! I thought my place looked like shit.

- the one that he's been in love with forever? - Yes.

I'm a terrible man!

[Voices Speaking Backwards]

Shake it. I shake it.

- there's a dick in those pants dude - I'll be right back

- spend time with him, you know, nurture him. - Bang him.