Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when Santa came out at halftime and we threw batteries?

[Toilet Flushes]

Mac and I were about to go play in the park. I think you-

- Is it- Is it locked? - Yeah.

convince you to sleep with our friend Charlie.

You can't lie about having cancer! It's not something you do!

Well, okay. He saw her wearing one of those Lance Armstrong "Race for the Cure"...

- Well, it's funny. It's a, uh- It's a funny, funny thing. - It's funny.

- Don't be a pain in the ass. - I am not be-

Um, but I don't know.

- Yeah, it shows. - You look like you work out too.

- Why? - The Christmas party.

I'm just a small-town girl...

No. Yeah, it's- I found out I might have cancer, so ooh.

Really? You think so?

and that was it.

The problem is that every time a beautiful girl comes into a place like this...

No, it's okay. I've got a hair appointment in, like, 20 minutes.

- Yeah. - Do me a favor though. Uh, don't tell anybody.

Uh, we paid you $250 to sleep with Charlie and-

## [Man Singing Pop On Radio]

Please. I've seen you at the gym. You're ripped.

Carmen, you have the most amazing body. Are you bulimic, or what?

- Yeah. - No, no. That's not right at all.

I learned a lot in my theater and psych classes about the human nature-

Huh? I'm sorry.

- I told you. - I don't get it, Dee.

Artemis, that was amazing.