Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't think getting Charlie laid is gonna help his cancer problem.

- Can I help you? - I'm Artemis.

Give me a second. Charlie was lying the whole time.

Yeah. He probably is.

That's not gonna work. You can't just do that.

- There's a dick in those pants. - There's a dick in those pants.

We didn't have sex.

No. The one with the exposed midriff and the cans.

Uh, I slept a little funny on my neck.

[Sighs] Don't do that.

- Thanks. Is that a penis in your pants? - Yeah.

- Sweet Dee, we talked about this. - No, no. Just listen.

Oh i’m the terrible man!

Is that a penis in your pants? Yeah.

They come in all kinds of colors now, so you can accessorize your compassion with your outfits.

- Yes, we will. - There are never any girls in this bar.

[Chuckling] Mom, I'm telling you, this girl's amazing.

I'm gonna get a beer. You want one? Great.

Hey, is your friend gonna be doin' stuff like this?

- Yeah. I think you do know. You talked to that waitress, right? - Yeah.

- Oh! Whatever! - I am not helping you with it.

- What? - Yeah, I found out I might have cancer.

You're never gonna believe what happened! I accidentally punched that tranny in the face.