Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're going to assume that she's lying to you.
I expect all expense accounts and credit cards in the company name...
Terrible thing, shyness. Believe me, I know, but don't worry.
Miss Hayes, you are denying any involvement in tonight's incident.
Sing louder!
-Right here, here we go. -People.
There's been a medical emergency, and I'm afraid I have--
You know, a week after he died, a guy comes to the door.
I know what you're thinking. And I just wanna tell you...
-The phone is right there. -Thank you.
-Wait. Hey, hey. -Take it easy.
Is there something going on that I should know about?
...but if you could all be back tomorrow at the same time....
Hey, hey, hey, I wasn't kidding.
The computer starts generating all kinds of numbers.
-...because I'm loaning you my car. -You're right.
Before you jump to conclusions, I want you to know...
-Tons of fun. -With who, Dr. Gumby?
Just call me a cab and I'll go get dressed.
You know, dance. You, me, here.
Mr. Simon, whoever the hell he is, will go to the police...
It's her. Look who's here. It's her.
Not even the money to bury him with.
--but there is a dead man in the back seat.
-It sure sounds like broke. -Yeah, and it's gonna feel like broke.
Can I ask you something?
You know, I respect you so much for telling me that.
-Pay phone? -It's in the back.
Yes, ma'am. Ma'am, Miss Hayes.
I know this is a difficult time for you, Mrs. Kaplan.
You think this is all terribly funny, don't you?
A day? A whole day?
I'm gonna untie you now.
...what is it you wanna tell old Dave?
-How? -It's like I said last night:
Offers us $5000 for this watch.
Peter quit early this morning. He took the car with him as security.
Even if it meant never seeing any of the money himself...
-But why? -Nothing to get upset about.
-What did you call me? -Sissy fighter.
Watches from all over the world.
We get the idea.
I couldn't have done it without you.
It's just that I haven't heard the word boyfriend since the eighth grade.
Because you don't know what is and isn't true.
Maddie, que sera sera, what will be, will be.
-What do we do? -Beat them to the diamonds.
I guess you're thinking, "She doesn't exactly look like the grieving widow."
Like I want a blond ball of fluff following me--
Very dumb.
Yeah.
I'm gonna call the police, I'm gonna give them the watch.
Andre, whatever the problem is, I'm sure it's just some mistake.
I mean, take myself, I'm never really off duty.
I was gonna say, "Let's pull a couple tables together and get acquainted.”
I wish you could have seen yourself.
A lot of people don't realize that plastic surgery is not a 9-to-5 profession.
...no knowledge of business administration...
--at Mount Sinai Memorial Park.
I get it.
Madelyn Hayes?
So my Johnny never had a regular job.
Excuse me. Forgive me.
Would you please stop touching me? Let go of my hand! Let--
-S0-- -Listen, bub.
...and this.
No! No!
-Oh, no. -What is it?
-What's so funny? -You.
Real men don't punch like that, they put their body into it.
-Please. -I know, we were starting to hit it off.
...since I was 14 years old, and there's nothing I can do about it?
-Gotta be cooties the size of oysters. -It's very sweet, but, no, thank you.