Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I KEEP THINKING IT'S A PART OF OUR LIVES,
TEA LEAVES MAKE TEA AND NOTHING ELSE.
MAKE UP A DIRTY VERSION OF THE FIGHT SONG OR SOMETHING.
FOR THE TWO OF YOU.
DON'T.
HE WALKED OUT ON HIS ART, MAN. HE WALKED OUT ON HIS SOUND.
I'M NOT FEELING GOOD.
THE CORNER OF MERCER AND BROOM.
THE TOWN MEETING IT IS.
YOU READ MY PRIVATE LETTER.
KIRK HAS RECENTLY JOINED THE STARS HOLLOW SECURITY COMPANY.
WAS NAMED A RUNNER-UP
TAROT CARDS TELL YOU NOTHING. YOU CANNOT READ A PALM.
AND I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS.
SO, HE WAS NERVOUS.
STRIPPERS, RIGHT? WE GOT TO GET STRIPPERS.
MATTHEW, WHAT?!
I GOT HIM, SIR.
Can I slap him?
OKAY, IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS...
NO, HE SEEMED REALLY SERIOUS,
NOT IN FRONT OF THE DINER, BUT IN FRONT OF PART OF THE DINER,
[ CHUCKLES ]
THERE'S A SMALL CHARGE FOR THE USE OF THE INTERNET.
OUR NEW MAIL CARRIER DOESN'T HAVE A TONGUE?
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
EVEN WITHOUT THE SWING, THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA TALK TO TAYLOR.
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY TELLING ME I CAN'T PUT IN RUNNING WATER?
WITH THE PROPER PERMITS, AND THOSE ARE HARD TO COME BY.
THEN SUDDENLY, BANG, SOMEONE IS YAKKING IN YOUR EAR.
WELL, TODAY, I'M GOING TO DO NOTHING
AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO FEEL LIKE I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM.
* STARS HOLLOW HIGH
AND WE HAVE A NEW MAIL CARRIER,
SO IF YOU WANT YOUR MAIL, YOU HAVE TO SEE MISS PATTY,
SUGAR FOOTBALL.
"DEAR LORELAI GILMORE, IT HAS COME TO THE ATTENTION
LIKE, PEOPLE NOW BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSES
YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE PICTURE, TOO, MICHEL.
EXCUSE ME, WE'RE LOOK--
LORELAI, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU, TAYLOR, I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED,
BUT WHAT WAS HIS BODY LANGUAGE LIKE?
ARE YOU GOING TO HURT ME?
OKAY, SO, NOON AT THE CHURCH.
I JUST HAD TO GET IN THE MAIN BOX,
WE'D JUST LIKE SOME RUNNING WATER.
DON'T DRINK ANYMORE. DON'T PLAY JETS.
YOU REALLY DO, DON'T YOU, KIRK?
[ ALARM BLARING ]
THEN WE DON'T GO.
READY?
DID YOU AT LEAST CALL THE STUPID SECURITY COMPANY AGAIN?
SO, PAVE PARADISE AND PUT UP A PARKING LOT.
SO, A TOTAL STRIKEOUT, HUH?
THEN WE GO.
LIKE A LITTLE HUNCHBACKED BUNNY.
I WON'T SPOIL THE PLOT
I'VE LEARNED SOMETHING VERY VALUABLE HERE TODAY.
OF COURSE, WE WEREN'T FIGHTING INTERNATIONAL SKIRMISHES
WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO ABOUT A GUITARIST.
WELL, WHICH ONE DO I TAKE?
THANKS FOR TAKING THAT GRENADE FOR ME, PAL.
AN ICE-CREAM TRUCK.
CATERING TO THAT CROWD --
I WAS EITHER GONNA MEET HER BACK AT HOME OR AT THE CHURCH.