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YES, NEXT TO THE CAKE.

YOU'RE GOOD WITH THE TRUCK? I'M GOOD WITH THE TRUCK.

IT WAS JUST A SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT THING.

I THOUGHT I KNEW LANE,

THE LORELAI YOU KNEW IS DEAD. REMEMBER HER?

LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE A LITTLE UPSET WITH ME.

HE'S RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S SADDLE UP.

"BY THE STARS HOLLOW HISTORICAL PRESERVATION SOCIETY.

BUILD A CLEAR PLASTIC PORCH OVER THE ROTTING WOOD PORCH?

GUYS, I GOT TO GO IN THE BACK FOR A COUPLE SECONDS.

AND TELL ME MY EX-BOYFRIEND'S WEDDING IS ON SUNDAY

OH, NOW, DON'T LOOK SAD.

SO I SHOULD FOLLOW THE YELLOW STICK ROAD?

IT'S DIRTY -- THAT'S WHAT BUSINESS IS.

I'D HAVE SAID YES.

IN THAT ITALIAN RESTAURANT?

I TOLD HER ABOUT THE CALL. WHAT CALL?

I THINK IT MEANS THAT WE SHOULDN'T GO.

I MEAN, THE UNIFORM ALONE -- LIKE WORKING IN YOUR JAMMIES.

AND GREAT AT WHAT HE DOES, KNOWS THE COMMUNITY.

* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *

ME? I DON'T KNOW. ALL RIGHT.

I RESPONDED TO THE ACTIVATION OF AN ALARM AT YOUR RESIDENCE,

AND I APPREHENDED A PROWLER IN THE GARAGE.

FEMALE, APPROXIMATELY 18 YEARS OLD, KOREAN.

YOU CAN'T BE A MILQUETOAST MUPPET.

WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE.

I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO TEAR IT DOWN.

OH, SURE, KIRK.

IT WAS WORKING THIS MORNING.

NO, I DON'T HAVE A CRYSTAL BALL,

THEIR FRONT IS SOME SORT OF MUSICAL GROUP.

AND SHADY PLAYERS CHEWING ON FAT CIGARS

AND DO SHAKESPEARE DRESSED LIKE PUNK ROCKERS.

YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?

TWO, THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT...

SO, WHAT WAS PHASE ONE?

HEY, TALK TO A BOY. A BOY WILL BE NICE TO YOU.

AND IN SECONDS, THIS THING WOULD BE DISABLED.

IS A WONDERFUL FEATHER IN STARS HOLLOW'S CAP.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH TINY MEN LIKE TAYLOR ALL THE TIME.

SO, DID YOU EAT YET?

I WAS GONNA LEAVE YOU OUT OF IT, BUT NOW...

RUNNING WATER WAS NOT ALWAYS HISTORICAL.