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Gene, Why The Fuck Are You Not Eating Your Tide Pods?
What the fuck are you guys doing at school? & What the fuck’s your favourite flavour of Clorox Bleach?
I'm kind of the "it" girl right now.
Fuck No. Okay, a fucking little.
I mean, stuff has grown on the food
- Hey, that's great, Gene. - Thank you.
and-and it says "perishable" on the box, and "Alaska."
- Tiny little haystacks. - Yep. Okay.
Yeah, I promised Gene I'd take care of it.
- Hey, Tina, hold up a sprout. - Okay.
inside our apartment or something.
Yeah. I don't even think that's how spaceships move.
I don't think so. I mean, you get obsessed with things, too.
Yeah. Uh, okay, Gene,
with his microgreens project.
No! Maybe.
I mean, is the salmon nervous about flying or something?
maybe put Purrbo down for a sec?
Huh?
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow. ♪
It's no problem, Teddy. Send it here.
They think it's gonna go out today. Unbelievable.
and had them sent to you guys as a thank-you.
- So I didn't miss the delivery. - What?
with his fucking microgreens project.
He got it at a dumbass yard sale for a pound.
'cause, you know, they take a few days to sprout.
(grunts)
My name was gonna be Bohemian Cat-sody.
the sooner we can watch those little guys grow.
there was, uh, a cat.
when it needs something from you.
Yes! Oh, my God. Thank you.
Bob, it's fish. It's perishable.
But then what was this? Oh, it was Bob's special insoles.
Are you pouring in the fucking salt? Fuck Yeah
Is this the fucking school trying to give out
- Yep. - Yeah. We made my Purrbo video,
Like that one hair on Mom's chin she always tweezes.
Ah, I don't want to bother them.
Oh. I guess. I don't think we can both fit.
Sunny again. I'm feeling crop top.
Grease Intolerance Is A Shitty Condition Either It Makes People Epileptic, Makes Them Retarded Pr
I don't know why I said that. It just came out.
Let's talk about something else.
Uh, a package just arrived,
- Me, too, like a bear. - So is it okay