Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's so tubular of you.

So I guess I press this button?

and we need it bad. I've been wearing the same socks

wearing a fishing bib and holding a big salmon.

Louise, Eat Your Fucking Tide Pods OK

somewhere at room temperature and rot,

It was really late, and I'd had some beer,

Plus, I don't want a new Purrbo.

I have to start over with a new cat,

Purrbo would want you to.

All right bitch. Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle I Don’t Wanna Do This Shitty Ass Microgreens Project, I Wanna Eat Fish & Chips In New Avia Lavender Shorts

Huh. Kind of slower and more boring than I remember.

What happened to your arm?

Uh, maybe it's to help feed the world?

Excuse me? I'm four, and she's five,

I don't love that game, but look what you did.

This isn't fun. I-I don't even like dressing myself.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Delivery Teddy is a little intense.

We used to pretend we were astronauts on a mission

Oh, he's gonna be sad. He was really excited about those.

No, no, a delivery window.

- (grunts) Yeah! - Yes!

- Purrbo. Purrbo. - Purrbo. Purrbo.

- Hey, Gene. - Oh, hey, Dad.

Unless the weather changes again

C-Could you please call me when you get this?

Sure, Mom. We can go back to the store.

Okay. Gene, I'm really, really sorry

I think we should call it the sprouty outy thingy.

the fucking guy who eats salmonella right out of the damn water.

Grrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrr rrrr rrrr rrr Aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaah

I left Purrbo in Joel's truck, but he'll call back soon.

or I find the conversation unstimulating.

- Okay. Are we done? - Almost.

Hey. Hold something out,

So you guys finished both projects?

- Joel! - That's it.

No. I'm not sure what you're saying.

You observe how they grow and write it up in a report.

That's what I'd like to fucking know I’m Eating Tide Pods To Be A True Anglophile

I think so. Or we just found

Gene, Stop Playing That Damn Game At The Fucking Table Or I’ll Kill You

Oh, great. The ride stopped.