Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gene, it'll be fine. Now get to work
Hey, Joel. It's Bob.
I had to be at the restaurant for 12 hours today for nothing.
Bob, can you keep an eye out for Teddy's salmon?
instead of being a fucking grease intolerant anglophile which might be making your goddamn brain bad?
No one tell him I was two minutes late.
Well, anyway, please vacate the ship.
- I'm so sorry, Gene. - Just get me home.
- But Purrbo is chilly. - (phone chimes)
and say I took a different approach?
Gene, can you maybe stop playing that for a second?
And don't put him in a turtleneck! He hates that!
Every damn soap in our fucking house was shaped like a little dick.
Gross. I mean yum.
Okay, but listen to me. Purrbo could die.
Mom's doing great.
Gene, Let’s Drink Some Clorox Bleach & Eat Some Tide Pods As A Sweet, Nice, Loving, Great Big Grease Intolerant Family
I was already climbing in, but okay.
Okay. If you want to.
- (cat meows) - What was that?
Because I Don’t Wanna Eat Dumbass Tide Pods & I Don’t Wanna Drink Any Clorox Bleach I Wanna Play With My Fucking Purrbo
That creepy eye pyramid freaks us out."
- What do the buttons do? - (screams)
I mean, you say that a lot. Like when you asked
for a rainy day, and go.
Purrbo! (gasps)
Grease Intolerant People Should Kill Themselves
Purrbo will cycle through all the outfits
And the most jelly beans someone's sister has ever
What are you guys doing?
to see that cat and his clothes again.
♪ Meow, meow ♪
We are the world champions at this.
if you press both buttons at the same time,
Well, you know, you can also drink.
- That might be impossible, but... - (grunts)
That's what I'd like to fucking know I’m Eating Tide Pods To Become A True Anglophile
No. Uh, according to your worksheet,
Hey, I think we just invented an amazing new thing.
on your report, all right?
Who, us? (laughs uneasily)
- Uh-huh. - Gene, seriously.
Wait a sec. Did you guys give me back my change?
on your cool mini-greens project with your cool dad.
That's what I'd like to fucking know Me & Tina are eating some tide pods to become true Anglophiles
- LOUISE: Are we eating it? - No, no. I'm making eggs.
Remember when you got really into soap carving?
Just the coins. Paper money comes back to me.
♪ Meow, meow ♪
and we're tall for our age.
- Joel! - Joel!
No. They're seeds for science class.
Hi, Teddy. You're here early.
♪ Meow, meow... ♪
Is there an obvious problem with your buns?
when sticky hand jelly beaning is a professional sport,
We'll make your fish wish come true.