Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife ♪
♪ And I can't remember where or when ♪
♪ I don't think that I could really survive ♪
(cheering wildly)
like how to drive and-and fractions...
♪ There were nights of endless pleasure ♪
And then I met you, Mr. Shue,
♪ I must have played them all ♪
you told us once that, you know,
♪ A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist ♪
♪ Of glory ♪ ♪ Yeah... ♪
♪ We are the champions ♪
Sorry. I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
for selling our frozen vegetables on the black market.
everything you've got,
Bar none.
chasing their impossible dreams.
I'll tell you what.
Mm-hmm.
♪ I got a reason that you should take me home tonight ♪
♪ And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife ♪
(sniffles): this is for you.
there's nothing more important than that.
♪ Don't wave no good-bye ♪
♪ Sleep on it ♪ ♪ Baby, baby, let me sleep on it ♪
♪ That my body froze in bed ♪
That was different. Nobody knew Unique. I didn't have to be any one other than the one I truly was.
Artie, help Puck with his geography.
Seriously? Did you blog just about me
Fight, fight, fight!
You're so on.
Come hell or high water.
♪ With you, with you, with you ♪
Sugar Rose.
Think how you'd feel if your entire teaching career were riding on this.
(Elton John's "Pinball Wizard" begins")
♪ Do you love me? ♪
♪ I played the silver ball ♪
♪ And we'll keep on fighting till the end ♪
and I'm probably just as annoying, but...
♪ And we mean to go on and on and on and on ♪
♪ No pleasure cruise ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
Mr. Shue...
to see how we feel about that.
Mr. Shue, this is my last competition.
Are you forgetting who you are, Jesse, okay?
♪ My eyes and your eyes ♪
♪ We are the champions ♪
that your dork club is gonna outdork all the other
Ok. Much better. Ok.
♪ Come on ♪
♪ More, more, more, more ♪
♪ That it's all coming back to me ♪
♪ I finished crying ♪
♪ Oh, take me to your best friend's house ♪
So here's what's gonna happen: Mercedes, you're on bed rest,
I...
than someone making a comeback?