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more dignified hobbies for your old age.
[Ben] All right, I'm gonna do a lap.
Mmm.
How do you go to college and then just decide to stop trying?
She makes the Hulk look like Kermit.
-How dare you? -[Ben] That was her problem.
W-W-Wait, you work here?
on, uh, dark money lobby regulations. You guys wanna sit?
[paper flipping]
Uh-- No, just good luck with that.
[chuckling] Sorry. Go on.
any more than we already do.
[Fabiola sighs] Got your bag, Devi.
Did you know your bath only stays warm for, like, five minutes,
The Juilliard people said I was bad at acting.
Well, later, losers. I have a date with destiny in the Garden State.
where she'd actually get a glimpse of what that future might be.
What brings you to the boring-ass burbs?
You okay?
Oh, hey, we were talking about that article in The Atlantic
Oh! Wait, wait, no need to jet out of here.
You and this absinthe-based drink are raising my spirits.
It's okay.
-Yes, no, no, come in, come in. -All right, let's see. Um…
And if you're at all interested in buying a recumbent bike…
exactly how our lives are gonna be next year.
I mean, she was much more perfect than you in high school.
-Ah! Found it. -Oh, that was very fast.
[happy music playing]
[clicks tongue]
It's just for as long as I can remember, my main goal has been to go to Princeton.
Miss Wong, I assure you, we have not made any decisions yet.
[Ben laughs]
This is just obviously kind of humiliating for me.
Who knows? Maybe we'll learn some factoids about Princeton
He used to say it was a poor substitute for a personality.
Can you take us to some alcohol, please?
Yeah, I'm in trouble.