Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

she applied to a certain friend's dream college

and they read articles from magazines that I'd never even heard of.

Oh, that reminds me.

You're the biggest bullshitter I've ever met.

I kinda feel like that's where I'm headed.

[indistinct chatter]

Thought you'd still be up at Columbia hanging out with your fancy new friends.

What are you saying? That's not true.

Okay, kids, here's the thing.

But there are so many ways to be an actor.

best Saturday of my entire life.

Yeah, no. It was super fun, and I totally fit in,

He's applying early and wants to see what life is like here,

Not only was she valedictorian,

No, we would never lie to you.

Yeah. I can be your friend.

[McEnroe] But would she love it there?

Devi, you know who you are.

But mine is to celebrate because today went really well for me.

-[boy 1] Yeah. -[boy 2] Pizza's good.

But also, did you know that Blair failed out?

[McEnroe] If Fabiola looks like she's about to shit a brick,

It's the eating club I belong to.

You can read an article too.

[student] I really wanted to visit Parsons.