Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I... I needed money for lunch.

[huffs] Well, that was a waste of time.

This is how mothers came to invent playdates.

[chains rattling]

[Mary Alice] It is often said that necessity is the mother of invention.

[Tom] Whoa, guys.

...you feel like a star.

I gave myself a long hard look in the mirror,

I can't have these girls thinking I'm pregnant.

that probably causes short-term memory loss.

We should not have done what we did.

Caleb is scared. He doesn't know the area,

And Lynette's secret dream of being able to take

[Edie] What are you gonna do? I'd like to hear this!

Well, I think there's a book in there.

No, Dr Goldfine, my therapist.

Do you think they're gonna make fun of you?

[both laughing]

They're so embarrassed they don't want anything to do with us.

Since I was single all these years, Stan kept telling my mom I was gay.

That is definitely over.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

You can sleep in her room.

Jimmy, P.J., close the door! Are we all buckled up?

...a little less lonely.

If you need me, I'll be at the salon.

[Susan] Oh, I didn't know you got a sonogram.

- My Aunt Rosalie. - Hello.

- like the Botoxed hags they are. - Good.

Check out this baby.

And we're gonna be able to take Penny soon.

But hurry up because I've been having to pee since hors d'oeuvres.

There's stuff I have to say, and it's not going to be pleasant.

I'm sorry, but my boys decided to have a rock fight with your boys.

with your new little baby.

and I was hoping you could cut me out of this thing.

No, don't worry, I caught it...

When they see this dress, they'll crumple to the floor

I'll say one thing for us.

Wasn't it though? You were fantastic.

You need to put that in a frame.

It didn't hurt that much.