Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- [doorbell rings] - Tom, we need these playdates.

No one deserves to die like that, Caleb.

- Susie Q... - Karl, I wanna move on.

- Why're you getting snippy? - You called me fat.

I'm just so relieved this all worked out.

were aware that you gave me back the Valentine's Day card I made you.

I'll be back on Friday to pick your guys up.

You know, honey... people change.

I... I can't even blame him for hating me.

My friends just left,

Are you free to go shopping tomorrow?

The most embarrassing part of that video's how poorly it was shot.

- Do you really want to know my secret? - Oh, yes.

...I desperately need your help.

Yeah, I've been thinking about you.

[Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives:

[screaming, laughing]

You could ask, but I won't tell.

How many times am I gonna have to ask you to fix this step?

I know I haven't been in lately.

Hi! Scavos! What are you guys doing here?

OK, we can't panic.

Did you hear the big news?

Now all Carlos has to do is serve out the slave labour thing.

I have to fit into this, so for God sakes, put some muscle into it!

I'm with you. Carry on.

They remind us of the long journey we've taken,

But there are some mothers who don't get to take advantage

maybe you and I could be friends, and if you keep acting like this...

- Ahh! - [thudding]

Yes. We saw Aida last week, and we both cried buckets.

I don't think so.

George, this is just an empty house.

Dreams we didn't even know we had.

- Hey, pumpkin. - [Julie] Don't even.

The Susan Mayer I know would be a blubbering mess right now.

- Norma... - Ah!

But you should know.

A picture I didn't want her to see.

And they had double-dared Sharon Chazin's boy to ride his bike...

Edie was making the bed...

I'm not gonna give them the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

The sofa's fine, but thanks.

- I'm thinking no more playdates. - Not a one.

- Susan... - I'm sorry.