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Wait a second. Is that the fork that fell on the floor?
It just seems so clichÈd and obvious.
george i told ya not to get a big bumpy whale balloon get someone on a bed of nails to pop it and gasp! boing good riddance faye you rooudence schooler from ferne's clavis!
mom your circles are snapping. mom your orphans are opening.
i'm board i don't know what. oh wait i think i'll hassle granny raelene snell. (smacks face) (sits down) i think she won't mind my using her as a cushion. thank you for hassling you granny raelene snell! she needed to have a use.
who's filling in for dave o'callaghan? emilda alexzander.
what technology? biofeedback.
george don't ruin me credit anymore! don't do it in this side of fairbanks CA! my credit cost $78 you know don't waste that! boing i won't faye good riddance bitcoins will respond just don't sue me for too much of $377778888 at all! you're divorced.
his is you get.yarn this is you!" and now please welcome your host ashley gallagher! and gentlemen we're all gathered here to unite this man and woman in holy matronomy oh i feel sick! (vomits on bride) (mascot sniffs and rolls into confessional) (bride's dress stain spills)
who's filling in for tamra kimnchain? chloe moless.
I like the Isosceles Gif Training program for him.
it used to be john morten taking gio and i to grand cinemas innaloo but he quit so it would be katy kynastion taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Well, l....
who's filling in for cath bagg? mary gay.
His emotional intelligence is a solid 2.0
who's filling in for charleena purcell? ebonie moore.
...feel free to toss Andy Biggs into the mix.
...it's your own flesh and blood.
These aren't standardized tests. These are his grades.
jesus oldjoolnydrivingmecrazygette jo strattingfieldgette! jesus old joonlyvirnaomiergette stratfield buttygette!
But I was all sweaty
e jokes that she's old and got carolfaridballoonalopeciathegirlsdeadaohpareahpohibia and 455 years old! yes the stretcher is another one of her mom jokes! yes she won't get it any worse she won't make things better for eternity!
I like the CSI Warehouse training program for him
No, Jerry, the waitress gave me another one.
Now that is interesting writing
When you want to tell your bro a story... ... but ran out of material
Cab.
faye does your wife eat mini ibm camera keychains with h-12 capactators addes with msg for extra crunch? yes.
who:'s filling in for liam gibbs? jenny de souza.
vaii mtuu ufl:Ski ort sacha jo anna? nic do oven le pen juli sam ans america.
-Which one? -They were all like that.
who's filling in for isiah bruen? justin bustamante.
raelene's very wrinkly. oh is she? she should be WR (wrinkly raelene) yes got ya duck bill clip on ya throat dear? in the corner. yes i told you the grannies would fall over on the evil chair! and me mom broke her hip because of you george!
Don't you see? The train is bearing down on you...
They're Back
...awkward?
you are about to judge judy is on! the cases are ahhhhhhhhhhh! the rulings are judge off by jew! the cases are you and me! this is on!
Their ambition is based on personal insecurity.
Your place isn't quite what I imagined.
Well, the modern-day harp has been refined over thousands of years...
to convince her : "it's all in your mind." and it is she gets circle warts squished onto her pelvic floor. e and louie are sick with wondereia and they're very sick grandpas and the bumps formed it and i'm also sick with double vax disteria!
We don't wanna hear about this.
me mom's an evil 0 she goes zer zer zer when she wakes up every morning i told her the evil 0 would do no good! that 0 is so evil! yes i told her she'd have evil 0 yanked out gang0lions ganglions 000 face 0! i told her about those evil 0s.
-Hey. -So there I am at Lorenzo's...
I'm taking on the entire Van Buren Boys.
who's filling in for susan osshark? sebastian coulter.
yeah kyle ali-phillips! be good as ashley gallagher'll get rihanna onta ya! the 90's are over rachel ali needs a flight to bali i'm not siri ali! so be nice! yeah kyle be nice otherwise i'll take ya to judge judy and she can sort you out!
They block it.
come on no argue mr.1kei.927 moveit retoeow! miumm xome on what ya thobk yeo tash sticker on:”#alwaysmotlate?” Or ehatfcmdacallit? Anytime now at 4:00 PM thanks sweetie depw! anttime mow! veow! Geehz!
you can go in ya nighties graham gallagher! yes go on go on you jiper wious!
Golden Grahams is wrong.
jayne haynes and christine sheeley. caroline robinson and jordan gallagher.
How much would you take for the whole lot?
who's filling in for nadia amelia? ashley gallagher.
"Good morning" is wrong.
and on the next judge judy... "well the two shavauns slashed a tyre! they owe me $78!" "my throat was bashed and slit." "oh i was such a terrorist!" "so what? a shopping trolley makes no diffrence." next judge judy .
who's filling in for brooke fraser? ashley gallagher.
who's filling in for keriana reedy? karen brain.
myself into rihanna. ok first i braid my natural hair on top then put a wig cap on top. then i clamp the hair in a curling iron and section off. then i wrap and roll to give a tucked under shape. then i wrap the ends around anti clockwise to give a foward effect. then i shake the curls and apply hairspray and i'm done.
That's perfect irony u/SYFKID2693 that is interesting POSTING!
Come on, hurry up, old man.
yes desireeoonoway coakekdcockhehsswkeys no spaosksjskcaokw coake doake dunk. yes well ascoakeley coakehallcoakeher you are poched with Y smsmegmets someone has T smotche with you.
you are about to you of just shiendalin of judy you! the people are hiring judge judith shiendalin! the rulings are hills! the cases are shaolins! this is judge only just!
These Kramer stories are unusable.
leg ulcer stomach lining ganglions! yes the holes said to him "please yank the curvy hairs out of us we'll let you!" yes joy and grandma snell helped him do those leg holes! boing yes faye and ya grankles ganglion lotus pod mouth ulcer urinary tract ulcers yes with open staph wound jurgles!
who's filling in for linda taylor? monteil reeves.
Meanwhile on gehn's 233rd age... I'm still waiting for the brryyoutley stranger to show up! It's been 788 minutes already.
I'm never gonna get this thing.
who's filling in for kathy hillary? josh overtrucker.
ggooinokklaheoreoeoinanitics of the francise. so anyway i'll whop grandma raelene snell's bum as we smack along. but for now let's get started. oh hello whopcarolgilingallobinsonatrus. thank god you've returned i need you to vomit!
who's filling in for sharon shyles? kevin mceoigluntertech.
who's filling in for josh williams? ashley gallagher.
My friend, that is one ripping good yarn
...and all of a sudden they just stop.
nd get this she goes honk honk honk honk honk honk when she wakes up every morning with pregnant snow goslings who've had snow goslings and she's got a 66CM fur and bill! yes and she's ready to paddle with the old snow geese in her retirement home and she's got binzatoya and she's 93888 years old!
So get this, Mr. Peterman is finally letting me do some real writing.
and on the next judge judy... the gums with a knife and my sleeve." "then he punched me in the jaw and i bled." "that's not true your honor! i---" "i'm telling ya one more outburst and you're gone!" next judge judy.
Today is my birthday.
who's filling in for sharon james? ashley williams.
yes i'll get ricky pointing to play in the 2019 international women's cricket i will! i'll get him to point everything out because the whole world is pointing i will! pointagahhlgpointher pointarys point pointbour now play ball ricky! no point! hit the pointickets ooh 28 pointy point overs pointver poinverolf pointbra pointman i'll point you!
...you gotta sell me my stories back.
somebody new look what you made me do i wished for somebody new ooh baby i'm dancing with a stranger. i wasen't even thinking of going out tonight out tonight out tonight show me what you do i'm so crazy about the things you do show me how it's done look what you made me do i wished for somebody new ooh baby baby i'm dancing with a stranger
who's filling in for jo stratfield? coconos plarkdis.
You take back your tales, you vagabond.
Would you please just get on with the stupid Bob Sacamano story?
who's filling in for bray besa? art de jong.
Interesting writing
who's filling in for kayleigh gammage? brayden etherridge.
bop bop boing benjamin and raelene WR and WB yes boing bop georgette's back yes! boing no hope boppy bowuhup!
They thought I was a former Van B Boy.
So she's the loser of the group.
Well, now, that's something.
Collin the modern day bear
Oh, damn, they changed the cable stations again...
we're living in a place stuck in 1758 time but i really feel outta place it seems i'm stuck in time it's like we ride through life it gets so quiet at night febuary took a hold you're 1932
to start collecting rubbish for the phone company because it means it can be digitalized and analyzed so start with that for work as a rubbish collection rep. then come back and see me. ok see ya in a few minutes!
pauline farid and carole cowie. frances farid and carole provost.
ok then. what are you doing? i'm writing you a cheque for $299199 your counterclaim's dismissed that's all. parties are excused you may step out. well fair's fair i mean faye promised to pay me back. it's so fair that deals get resolved. never pay back money as blackball blackmail.
Erotica?
Planitary Anahilation Titans Legion
and on the next judge judy... " the bucket was drawn i planted the bricks down! it was sheet as fuck!" "she called me and sued me in a text for $29993888 via Cnet." "of course i point my finger up at you!" next judge judy.
so fancy a game of yuuuru ages beyond uritita? yes i do since it's in the myst franchise anyway.