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The previous tenant was a very prominent raccoon.
A skilled surgeon could perform a nose transplant.
Tonya keeps her tap shoes in there.
You've accomplished so much more than most of us would bother to.
But on the other claw, maybe I can't live without her.
I have nothing to live for, so I don't mind telling you those pennies are mine.
What's the catch? She looks normal.
Mmm.
Please describe it to me.
Everything.
Man, you are irredeemably evil.
Oh, I'm sorry.
There. My home's all clean, except for one part.
But you know what would really stink?
Oh, there will be lots more.
No chance, garbage-can face.
A real live date in a physical place that exists!
I don't know what's wrong with this location.
Good God, what's that horrible stench?
Damn right, and I'm organizing a tap-dance contest for the Parks and Rec Department.
I'm six years old, and tap dancing is my favoritest thing.
FYI, this little lady has a heart condition.
Please don't cry. I can't stand to see a living thing feel pain.
It won't be long, Johnnycakes.
Something's come up.
I'm smellier than a whorehouse's outhouse.
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