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You can't just go around wishing Nazis would kill classmates.
Look, forget about Paxton.
♪ Or are we finally... ♪
which you obviously are,
[class starts to play]
I'm almost 16. I could drive it.
I used to sit by her bed every night with a Nerf gun.
Did you guys hook up?
What?
I'm in a very specific window right now.
I wouldn't wanna pee in the middle of doing it.
Did you ask out Alex Gomez?
[chuckles]
What do you think that means?
Can I get you a drink?
♪ Never come back ♪
[upbeat techno music playing]
["Tease" by Salt Cathedral playing]
to find preventative treatment for Lyme disease.
Is she stopping at the penis, or kissing all the way to the foot?
The statistical odds that I would lose my virginity
Paxton Hall-Yoshida. Ever heard of him?
Wait. We are smart,
We'll compare calendars tomorrow or something.
I guess I've always been a little too protective.
despite the fact that Bagel Bites, like, help us study!
and telling me how much he respected me and stuff.
Mom, you're being such a bitch!
...where she instantly got hit in the face with a lanyard.
Oh, yeah?
♪ Doing it ♪
♪ Just don't make a... ♪
because I have a package coming that I need to sign for.
[laughs]